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Old 03-18-08, 07:51 PM
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Oral sex for gas offer ends in scissor attack

I guess the guy must have said no thanks to the offer.

http://www.kpho.com/news/15625342/detail.html#

Sex-For-Gas Offer Ends In Stabbing
Woman Pulls Out Scissors; Victim Attacked, Deputies Say

POSTED: 9:13 pm MDT March 17, 2008
UPDATED: 9:42 pm MDT March 17, 2008



MESA, Ariz. -- An east Valley woman who bartered sex for gas money ended up stabbing her victim while partially severing her finger, Maricopa County sheriff's deputies said.

Kelli Still, 43, was arrested by deputies, transported to the Fourth Avenue Jail and charged with aggravated assault with a weapon.

With gas prices soaring, Still bartered oral sex for gas money with a male acquaintance over the weekend, deputies said.

The encounter did not result in a contractual sex act but an aggravated assault when the woman pulled out a pair of scissors and began attacking the man, according to deputies.

Michael Hamilton suffered numerous stab wounds to the face and chest, sheriff's investigators said.

Still also suffered wounds from the scissor attack, deputies said.

When authorities arrived at the residence in Mesa, both people were covered in blood.

Still told deputies the fight was a result of a sex-for-gas contract gone bad.

Arizona's statewide average for a gallon of regular unleaded gasoline is currently sitting at $3.191 per gallon, 58 cents higher than a year ago, according to AAA Arizona.

Last week, gas prices across the state hit record highs for four consecutive days.
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Is that pic of the man or the woman?
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From the looks of her, she got about fifty cents a trick. No wonder it took her all weekend to get gas money.
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"Still told deputies the fight was a result of a sex-for-gas contract gone bad."

I foresee this being an everyday norm real soon. Give a pumping for some pumping. Fill 'er up with a happy ending.
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that's a hell of a thread title there...
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That sucks.
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I'd make her pay me for oral sex then I'd release some gas.
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It's $4 a gallon for gas here. I want more than oral sex for gas.
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Gas during oral sex is no good.
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I thought that "scissor attack" was going to be some kind of crazy Karate Kid-style flying leg move. Bummer.
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Originally Posted by Dr Mabuse
that's a hell of a thread title there...
The thread title alone warranted opening the thread.
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I thought that was James Brown at first.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Salty
That sucks.
Yes, yes it does, and someone paid it to suck.
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Originally Posted by jdodd
Yes, yes it does, and someone paid it to suck.


This thread is awesome! Seriously, I'm fucking entertained over here!
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I love the headline of the article: Victim Attacked. Really? You mean the victim wasn't the attacker? Morans.
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Originally Posted by Numanoid
I thought that "scissor attack" was going to be some kind of crazy Karate Kid-style flying leg move. Bummer.
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@ this entire thread.

Best thread title of the month.
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Well, I'm off to loiter around the Shell.
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Not sure why they keep referring to this as a "contract".
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Originally Posted by DVD Josh
Not sure why they keep referring to this as a "contract".
Exactly. A contract is null and void if it in any way includes an illegal act.
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Originally Posted by lotsofdvds
I love the headline of the article: Victim Attacked. Really? You mean the victim wasn't the attacker? Morans.
Did you look at the pic? The guy was a victim before he was attacked.
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I'm guessing the "woman" planned ahead. Who keeps scissors on their person?
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Originally Posted by The Bus
I'm guessing the "woman" planned ahead. Who keeps scissors on their person?
It looks like she just tried to cut her hair..
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Originally Posted by The Bus
I'm guessing the "woman" planned ahead. Who keeps scissors on their person?
Ugly bitches, who need to trade blow jobs for gas would be my guess.
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Originally Posted by The Bus
I'm guessing the "woman" planned ahead. Who keeps scissors on their person?
Yeah, and what would've happened with those scissors if he (shudder) agreed to the blowjob?

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