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Man Buldge. Hide it, or flaunt it?

Old 03-12-08, 08:35 PM
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Man Buldge. Hide it, or flaunt it?

I've been wearing dress pants now since I started my new job. (Note to NcMojo, this is not another job thread, it's a man buldge thread).

Anyway, I have a noticeable man buldge. Especially when I sit down. Are the pants just too tight? Would buying loser fitting pants help? But then when I sit down it looks like I got a boner. Is there a way to make it less noticeable? I have a hard time finding pants that fit me.

And a bonus question, is wearing dress pants and a nice button shirt with a tie, but no belt tacky?
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Pics? of your man bulge of course.
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It's bulge.

As for your second question, it's not tacky. I've seen it done in fashion magazines. Is it appropriate as business attire (i.e. with the regular ill-fitting shirts, regular slacks)? My guess would be no.
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Duck tape. Or ask a transexual how they do it.
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Originally Posted by Lee Harvey Oswald
But then when I sit down it looks like I got a boner.
Might be a problem if you are this guy...
http://forum.dvdtalk.com/showpost.ph...75&postcount=1
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I guess it also depends on how you "wear" it. I know some guys tend to "wear" their junk a certain way when they put on their pants - some favor one side to other other. Heck, I even knew guy who would wear his "up".
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I have that with a particular pair of pants I have (vintage cords actually)....it is uhm...prominent. I still wear them when I go out sometimes, and so far so good!
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Originally Posted by Lee Harvey Oswald
I've been wearing dress pants now since I started my new job. (Note to NcMojo, this is not another job thread, it's a man buldge thread).

Anyway, I have a noticeable man buldge. Especially when I sit down. Are the pants just too tight? Would buying loser fitting pants help? But then when I sit down it looks like I got a boner. Is there a way to make it less noticeable? I have a hard time finding pants that fit me.

And a bonus question, is wearing dress pants and a nice button shirt with a tie, but no belt tacky?
When standing, your front pockets should not be pulled at all. If they are your pants are too tight.

In a business environment you should have a belt.
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You should wear a belt if your pants fall down. That's what it's for, right?

As for the bulge. If what you're referring to is a simple Jeanie (or Genie) Weenie, I don't think it's a problem. We've all been there. You always have the option of pushing it down, forcing the sides up, and making a Jean Boat. If it's an actual there-when-standing bulge, I'd say get a new pair of pants. No one wants to see that shit.
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Originally Posted by mickey65
I guess it also depends on how you "wear" it. I know some guys tend to "wear" their junk a certain way when they put on their pants - some favor one side to other other. Heck, I even knew guy who would wear his "up".
I wear my penis up too.
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I wear my penis OUT.

/double entendre
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i wear my penis wrapped around my left side.
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I use mine as a belt. Two birds, one stone.
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i have extremely low blood pressure...

my doctor says it's from the massive amount of blood in my package at any given time...

when i get 'it' up i pass out from lack of blood to the brain, and women run and scream in terror...

you guys with 'man bulge' problems have it easy...
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Originally Posted by JimRochester
When standing, your front pockets should not be pulled at all. If they are your pants are too tight.

In a business environment you should have a belt.
concur.
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i rock out with my c$ck out
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If it starts bulging I just whip it out. Someone's always interested.
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one time at work, i knew a girl was interested... so one time i made it move and she said "looks like your cell phone is vibrating".... ....

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