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Old 03-12-08, 02:39 PM
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Woman sits on Boyfriend's toilet for 2 Years

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NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.

Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

“And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,”’ Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was “somewhat disoriented,” and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

“She said that she didn’t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave,” he said.

She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple’s names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.


“I don’t think anybody can make any sense out of it,” he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

“It really doesn’t surprise me,” Ellis said of the bathroom incident. “What surprises me is somebody wasn’t called in a bit earlier.”

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Old 03-12-08, 02:46 PM
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Fuck. My leg falls asleep after a few minutes.
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Shit or get off the pot.

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He should have dumped her for putting up with all that crap.
He should wipe his hands and log the time as a lesson learned.
Her movement to the hospital will flush all those bad feelings away, as it pertains to her waste of two years.

Maybe he could go boweling.
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if she sat there for 2 years.. did he pee in the sink?
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This is a horrible story but that part where they said her skin had grown onto the seat made me want to
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if she sat there for 2 years.. did he pee in the sink?
Sure, why not? The question is where did he shit?
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honey can you spread your thighs (caplunk)
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that was wild...

identical posts...

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honey can you spread your thighs (caplunk)
If they had to pry the seat off of the toiled because they couldn't get to the screws, I'm pretty sure the answer to that question would be "no."
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So it took this genius 24 months of his gf sitting on the shitter and her ass morphing with the toilet seat to think that something just might not be quite right.
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I'd break up with him.
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Why would you continue to date her for so long? I assume sex was out of the question if she didn't leave the bowl, although I suppose she was still in a position to take care of him in other ways. I'm surprised nobody ever filed a missing persons report on her, although maybe nobody cared.
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"Are you through in there?"

"No!"

"Okay. See you tomorrow."

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He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN! IF YOU WON'T COME OUT, CAN I AT LEAST GET A COURTESY FLUSH!
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She has to have some massive hemorrhoids.
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Open mouth, insert . Sex problem solved.
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Originally Posted by aintnosin
"Are you through in there?"

"No!"

"Okay. See you tomorrow."

Repeat 730 times.
Holy fuck, you almost made me choke to death by laughing so hard.
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Perhaps she was just addicted to DVDTalk's forums ... and she never left.
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Was she by chance an Elvis impersonator with a severely limited range?
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Here's a picture of the boyfriend



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Originally Posted by gilbertr76
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN! IF YOU WON'T COME OUT, CAN I AT LEAST GET A COURTESY FLUSH!
Or a blumpkin?
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2 years on the toilet huh.

I come close after a Taco Bell dinner.
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Ha...Mr. Whipple...toilet...


That's all I got.
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At least she was using plumbing, unlike the woman who spent six years on a sofa.
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