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Old 03-11-08, 05:40 PM
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Detroit CL Ad: Horny 40 yr old offers Ms Pac Man machine for 1 night of sex...

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Trade: Ms. Pac Man Arcade for Sex

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Date: 2008-03-11, 6:28PM EDT

I have a very nice original Ms. Pac Man that I'm willing to let go for one night of SEX. Why? Because I'm 40 years old and horny. Unfortunately, I was holding out for marriage but I cannot wait any longer so my beloved Ms. Pac Man has to go.

Location: Anywhere.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

http://detroit.craigslist.org/bar/603134221.html

Isn't wergo from up there somewhere? I dunno...
Old 03-11-08, 05:42 PM
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cocktail or stand-up?


















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No pics, I assume.
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I would just like to post that the Ms. Pacman machine is no longer available.
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Originally Posted by kvrdave


No pics, I assume.
Of course there is!

Old 03-11-08, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by cpgator
I would just like to post that the Ms. Pacman machine is no longer available.
always gotta discriminate against lesbians

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it was always really fucking retarded how the power pill lasted about 2 seconds on the higher levels
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The shit gets old when they last up to 4 hours though
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I'd like to know more about the circumstances that has prevented this guy from finding some slut at a bar, just like everyone else.
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Originally Posted by kvrdave


No pics, I assume.
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Maybe he has a teensy bit of taste.
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Danger
Maybe he has a teensy bit of taste.
I am gonna say this isnt the case when you are 40 and you havn't had any sex and end up having to sell an arcade in exchange for some poon.
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Originally Posted by mndtrp
I'd like to know more about the circumstances that has prevented this guy from finding some slut at a bar, just like everyone else.
Maybe he was busy with Ms. Pacman.
Old 03-11-08, 07:32 PM
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Why noy sell the machine and get a realy good hooker instead?
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I can only imagine the sound he'll make when he finishes prematurely...
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Originally Posted by Jadzia
I can only imagine the sound he'll make when he finishes prematurely...
This.
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Originally Posted by El Scorcho
it was always really fucking retarded how the power pill lasted about 2 seconds on the higher levels
Is this in reference to Ms. Pac-Man, or sex?
Old 03-11-08, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by grrrah
The shit gets old when they last up to 4 hours though
Is this in reference to Ms. Pac-Man, or sex?
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This is just wrong. On so many levels.

Anyone have an email address?
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wow.
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It's ONE NIGHT of sex...not sex one time. He could not sleep and hump you for hours. He's probably doing this instead of selling it to get a hooker, because a hooker probably charges per orgasm.
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[Castor Troy]I could hump you for hours[/Caster Troy]

Ok, I might pass on this deal.
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Originally Posted by Aphex Twin
He's probably doing this instead of selling it to get a hooker, because a hooker probably charges per orgasm.
I doubt hookers ever have orgasms.





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Originally Posted by Jadzia
I doubt hookers ever have orgasms.
Women have orgasms?

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Originally Posted by pedagogue
Women have orgasms?

who cares?

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