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Old 03-11-08, 02:07 PM
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If Celebrities Lived in Oklahoma

This is mildly frightening.

Michael Douglas and Katherine Zeta Jones:

<a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/seanohara/Blog/photo#5176559610006842946"><img src="http://lh3.google.com/seanohara/R9bViekXrkI/AAAAAAAAAX8/tbGF1kSZh3E/s400/douglas.jpg" /></a>

Jennifer Aniston.

<a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/seanohara/Blog/photo#5176559614301810258"><img src="http://lh4.google.com/seanohara/R9bViukXrlI/AAAAAAAAAYE/ZOryfpsOr5o/s400/jenniferaniston.jpg" /></a>

JLo and Marc Antony.

<a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/seanohara/Blog/photo#5176559618596777570"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/seanohara/R9bVi-kXrmI/AAAAAAAAAYM/nmOxhMfLGRk/s400/jlo.jpg" /></a>

Johnny Depp.

<a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/seanohara/Blog/photo#5176559622891744882"><img src="http://lh6.google.com/seanohara/R9bVjOkXrnI/AAAAAAAAAYU/J-tNX0h8os4/s400/johnnydepp.jpg" /></a>

The Olson twins, still kinda doable.

<a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/seanohara/Blog/photo#5176559622891744898"><img src="http://lh6.google.com/seanohara/R9bVjOkXroI/AAAAAAAAAYc/SuC8-6cq5-w/s400/marykateashleyolsen.jpg" /></a>

Tara Reid looking a bit less whore-tastic than usual.

<a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/seanohara/Blog/photo#5176559644366581426"><img src="http://lh3.google.com/seanohara/R9bVkekXrrI/AAAAAAAAAY4/wILXn7YaXIA/s400/tarareid.jpg" /></a>

And Pam Anderson not looking that different.

<a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/seanohara/Blog/photo#5176559635776646802"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/seanohara/R9bVj-kXrpI/AAAAAAAAAYo/yAtnjsItG7s/s400/pamanderson.jpg" /></a>
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Those are awesome.
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Did you raid my family album?!
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So basically what if celebs lived in that no mans land between California and New York were everyones a red neck fatty?
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Originally Posted by Mopower
So basically what if celebs lived in that no mans land between California and New York were everyones a red neck fatty?
No, we're just making fun of Okies.
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Originally Posted by Mopower
So basically what if celebs lived in that no mans land between California and New York were everyones a red neck fatty?
Originally Posted by Sean O'Hara
No, we're just making fun of Okies.
And people who lack any knowledge of basic grammar.
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Originally Posted by Mopower
So basically what if celebs lived in that no mans land between California and New York were everyones a red neck fatty?
Well, not Chicago.
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Originally Posted by Tracer Bullet
Well, not Chicago.
But definitely Kansas, Iowa... you get the drift.
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Here's one: Sally "Smelly Drippings of a Grudge Fuck" Kern.

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Which one's Sarah?

/obvious joke
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When did Sarah Jessica Parker start spending time with Julia Roberts?

/obvious joke 2
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This email went around at my work as "If Celebrities Lived in Wisconsin".
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I saw this as what if celebrities lived in Missouri. So obviously it's going to be one of those emails that we see quite frequently in the future with insert your own state here.
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The Pam Anderson one is fantastic, and I tend to think that was an actual picture of Tara Reid. (burn)
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I searched for grudge fuck drippings and this is all that came up. Disappointing, but funny nonetheless!
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I missed this the first time around.

Good bump, Bus.
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I forgot about this thread and scrolled down and saw the two horse/SJP jokes and laughed.

Then I fist pumped when I saw that I wrote them!
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Originally Posted by LiquidSky View Post
Here's one: Sally "Smelly Drippings of a Grudge Fuck" Kern.

Whats the issue with her?
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Whats the issue with her?
Probably this.
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Originally Posted by El Scorcho View Post
I forgot about this thread and scrolled down and saw the two horse/SJP jokes and laughed.

Then I fist pumped when I saw that I wrote them!
Post of the day.
Old 11-17-08, 09:29 PM
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I was waiting for someone uncropped.
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Does Brian Bosworth count?
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Johnny Depp looks like the guy who bought beer and liquor for my friends and me back when we were in high school.
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Probably this.
What a ****, I hope she dies.
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Britney looks like Rosie!

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