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If Celebrities Lived in Oklahoma

Old 03-11-08, 02:07 PM
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If Celebrities Lived in Oklahoma

This is mildly frightening.

Michael Douglas and Katherine Zeta Jones:



Jennifer Aniston.



JLo and Marc Antony.



Johnny Depp.



The Olson twins, still kinda doable.



Tara Reid looking a bit less whore-tastic than usual.



And Pam Anderson not looking that different.

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Old 03-11-08, 02:11 PM
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Those are awesome.
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Old 03-11-08, 02:16 PM
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Old 03-11-08, 02:20 PM
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So basically what if celebs lived in that no mans land between California and New York were everyones a red neck fatty?
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Old 03-11-08, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Mopower
So basically what if celebs lived in that no mans land between California and New York were everyones a red neck fatty?
No, we're just making fun of Okies.
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Old 03-11-08, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Mopower
So basically what if celebs lived in that no mans land between California and New York were everyones a red neck fatty?
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No, we're just making fun of Okies.
And people who lack any knowledge of basic grammar.
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Originally Posted by Mopower
So basically what if celebs lived in that no mans land between California and New York were everyones a red neck fatty?
Well, not Chicago.
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Old 03-11-08, 03:19 PM
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Well, not Chicago.
But definitely Kansas, Iowa... you get the drift.
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Here's one: Sally "Smelly Drippings of a Grudge Fuck" Kern.

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Which one's Sarah?

/obvious joke
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Old 03-11-08, 03:40 PM
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When did Sarah Jessica Parker start spending time with Julia Roberts?

/obvious joke 2
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This email went around at my work as "If Celebrities Lived in Wisconsin".
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Old 03-11-08, 06:53 PM
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I saw this as what if celebrities lived in Missouri. So obviously it's going to be one of those emails that we see quite frequently in the future with insert your own state here.
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Old 03-12-08, 01:10 AM
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The Pam Anderson one is fantastic, and I tend to think that was an actual picture of Tara Reid. (burn)
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Old 11-17-08, 04:59 PM
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I searched for grudge fuck drippings and this is all that came up. Disappointing, but funny nonetheless!
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I missed this the first time around.

Good bump, Bus.
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I forgot about this thread and scrolled down and saw the two horse/SJP jokes and laughed.

Then I fist pumped when I saw that I wrote them!
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Here's one: Sally "Smelly Drippings of a Grudge Fuck" Kern.

Whats the issue with her?
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Old 11-17-08, 05:27 PM
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Whats the issue with her?
Probably this.
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Old 11-17-08, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by El Scorcho View Post
I forgot about this thread and scrolled down and saw the two horse/SJP jokes and laughed.

Then I fist pumped when I saw that I wrote them!
Post of the day.
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I was waiting for someone uncropped.
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Old 11-17-08, 09:35 PM
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Does Brian Bosworth count?
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Old 11-18-08, 02:21 AM
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Johnny Depp looks like the guy who bought beer and liquor for my friends and me back when we were in high school.
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Probably this.
What a ****, I hope she dies.
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Britney looks like Rosie!
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