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Win/Buy a date with Scarlett Johansson

Old 03-04-08, 10:39 AM
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Win/Buy a date with Scarlett Johansson

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=250221082811

At least it is for charity.
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Old 03-04-08, 10:40 AM
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Are we allowed to have sex with her?
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Old 03-04-08, 10:41 AM
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Make this happen, guys. I know you can all chip in for me.
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Old 03-04-08, 10:42 AM
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Are we allowed to have sex with her?
Sure, go right ahead!
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Old 03-04-08, 10:43 AM
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How much just for a date with her breasts?
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Old 03-04-08, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by McHawkson
Are we allowed to have sex with her?
I guess that would be considered a "tip"!
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Old 03-04-08, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Red Dog
How much just for a date with her breasts?


I'm not sure what you mean.
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Old 03-04-08, 10:53 AM
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If everyone pools their money together for me I will make a thread in xcritic with all the juicy details of our date (pics included )
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Old 03-04-08, 10:56 AM
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Q: How long will the meet and greet last?
A: There is no set amount of time but it is estimated to be a brief visit due to Scarlett’s schedule that evening.

RIP OFF!
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Old 03-04-08, 11:04 AM
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I can make it quick....she might be rather disappointed though
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Old 03-04-08, 11:14 AM
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Then you better do it at the red carpet because I think she will dump your ass once she get inside.
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Old 03-04-08, 11:17 AM
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its just a hello and good bye....

this sucks...
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Old 03-04-08, 11:21 AM
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she's one of those figity people by the short clip on the auction.
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Old 03-04-08, 11:26 AM
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Here's the first brilliant question on the auction FAQ:

Q: Is Scarlett Johansson answering emails through this auction?
A: Scarlett Johansson is not able to check emails sent to her through this auction.


Yep, I'm sure she's sitting around fielding ebay questions all day. Idiot.
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Old 03-04-08, 11:28 AM
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Old 03-04-08, 11:39 AM
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She looks fantastic in that video, but what kind of sap pays (currently) $12K to say "Hi" to someone?
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Just a meet & greet? Pthhhp. I'd rather meet Helen Mirren, but not her shoes.
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12,300$.. she better put out


hell, for $1.25 you can buy a date with courtney love, and she definitly would put out!
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for that amount... i want 5 days and several cincinnati bow ties
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^

I'll admit, I had to go to urbandictionary for that one.
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Old 03-04-08, 12:20 PM
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I like the chicks from L7 better, I believe they auctioned off (with raffle tickets), sex with their drummer, in the tour bus hahaha.
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A meet-and-greet is not a date.

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Old 03-04-08, 12:24 PM
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At first I thought this auction was for...

"Scarlett Johansson Wearing a Pearl Necklace Designed By You"

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...2BSI%26otn%3D4


Then I read it again, and it wasn't what I originally thought.
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Originally Posted by superdeluxe
I like the chicks from L7 better, I believe they auctioned off (with raffle tickets), sex with their drummer, in the tour bus hahaha.
yep.. this from the same girls that pulled out a used tampon and flung it into the crowd
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Originally Posted by clappj
"Scarlett Johansson Wearing a Pearl Necklace Designed By You"

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...2BSI%26otn%3D4


Then I read it again, and it wasn't what I originally thought.
I don't design many pearl necklaces... they just kind of are what they are.
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