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If we were all on a deserted island and there was no food, which Otter would you eat?

Old 02-27-08, 04:57 PM
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If we were all on a deserted island and there was no food, which Otter would you eat?

What a STUPID question! & &

Well, since there's no deleting threads anymore, may as well just answer the damn thing!

I'd (when he wasn't looking) take a quick bite outta mrpayroll (to see if he tasted good) and then RUN LIKE HELL!!!

Seriously though, I'd probably eat the dried cuticle skin around my fingernails first, then eat leaves or dirt before I'd eat an Otter Buddy, but that's just me.

YMMV

( GOOD GAWD!! )

-THEEKSAKE! INDEEDY!

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Old 02-27-08, 05:02 PM
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If I had fire, I'd pick whoever had the nicest legs. I'd also like to fry up some ears and hands as a nice crispy snack.
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Originally Posted by The Edit King
What a STUPID question! & &

Well, since there's no deleting threads anymore, may as well just answer the damn thing!

I'd (when he wasn't looking) take a quick bite outta mrpayroll (to see if he tasted good) and then RUN LIKE HELL!!!

-THEEKSAKE! INDEED!
My Spidey sense was tingling and sure enough I knew I had to come in here and defend my body parts!

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Vib - I hear tell she's quite succulent.
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Originally Posted by mrpayroll
My Spidey sense was tingling and sure enough I knew I had to come in here and defend my body parts!

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Suprmallet.

Well, any of the ones that were smarter or tougher than me, really. I figure I have a better chance of controlling the dim ones if I can convince them to eat the smarter or tougher ones first, thereby establishing my primacy.
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Old 02-27-08, 05:21 PM
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big whoppa topped with Canadian Bacon and a little rocketsauce.

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Mainly because she was good looking, young, and ran out of here fast, so I don't have any real attachment to her.
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Old 02-27-08, 05:24 PM
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Oooooh, maybe mosquitobite. It would be a 2 for 1 right now.
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Originally Posted by slop101
Vib - I hear tell she's quite succulent.
Don't forget the sauce Bearnaise ... or is that sauce Bandeau?

Myself, I would dine delectably on ... why am I thinking of oysters?
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Old 02-27-08, 05:33 PM
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I'd have a really tough time choosing. Most people here spend too much time sitting motionless in front of a computer. I don't want to eat a veal person. I'd prefer to eat someone a little more free range, preferably someone who subsists mainly on grains and flax seeds.
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this topic borders on an adult type of thread


oh wait it runs and stomps all over that border

on topic Kittydreamer
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Originally Posted by GoVegan
I'd have a really tough time choosing. Most people here spend too much time sitting motionless in front of a computer. I don't want to eat a veal person. I'd prefer to eat someone a little more free range, preferably someone who subsists mainly on grains and flax seeds.
So how much of yourself are you willing to consume?
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Who wants a piece of me, I can feed you all for a week!
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YIKE-SAKE!!!
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The Cow.
OH, MAN!

Why didn't 'I' think of that?

Steaks and Burgers!

BBQ TONIGHT!!!

UMMM!!!

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KillerCannibal...it's eat or be eaten. Plus, the contact high when I'm roasting him might help the situation some.
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Old 02-27-08, 06:25 PM
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Giantrobo. He claims to be a giant. That's a lot of food. The con is that he's a robo, so it'd be just electronics I'd be eating.
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.. and a little rocketsauce.
Maybe I have a dirty mind, but I don't think that's something I would want to eat.
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Old 02-28-08, 12:13 AM
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It's pure protein.
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That's enough breast meat to keep Colonel Sanders himself chartreuse with envy.
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Parcher. He's young and healthy, spends a lot of time in the gym, and doesn't eat junk food. Good eatin!

Of course, there's also the school of thought that says we should first eat all the lawyers.
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Old 02-28-08, 06:44 AM
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How about any of the cats that some of the Otters would be sure to bring along? Or maybe they now officially count as Otters by this point...
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Most of them. I'm a big carnivorous guy with a big carnivorous appetite. And a grill.
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