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Old 02-01-08, 09:11 AM
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Colonel Sanders died for your sins.

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Dad's KFC pledge aids coma lad.

A BOY with a six-inch hole in his skull came out of a coma when his dad promised him a KFC.

Jordan Hawkins, 15, had a fractured skull after an alleged assault.

Surgeons cut the hole to relieve pressure on his brain and he was in the coma for ten days.

Dad Jim said: Ive never been to a KFC in my life but I told Jordan Id take him if he woke.

When he came to he remembered hearing KFC so we went for the biggest bucket meal ever.

Jordan, of Barnstaple, Devon, will have his skull repaired in six months.

Two boys aged 15 and 16 have been charged with malicious wounding.
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Happenstance or miracle?
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Kid trades coma for heart disease. More about it on the 6 o'clock news.
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The headline should have read: "KFC Appeals to Brain Damaged"
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Originally Posted by Bandoman
The headline should have read: "KFC Appeals to Brain Damaged"
Have fun bubbling away in the deep fryer of McHell, heretic.
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Originally Posted by crazyronin
Have fun bubbling away in the deep fryer of McHell, heretic.
"Do you want fries with that" is my mantra. I'm ready.
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I believe Save Ferris has an exceptional Photoshop which includes Colonel Sanders...among Others.
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The Colonel is a uniter... not a divider.
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So what does that make Ronald McDonald?
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Terri Schiavo's family laments that this news came too late.
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Originally Posted by Bandoman
"Do you want fries with that" is my mantra. I'm ready.
Its only because you have never tasted the eleven herbs and spices of The Colonel's eternal love.

Convert before He deep fries your soul!
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Originally Posted by wishbon3

The Colonel is a uniter... not a divider.
Amen, brother!
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Originally Posted by DRG
So what does that make Ronald McDonald?
The Anti-FryColonel!
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they still drill holes in people's heas?
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How else are you gonna let the demons out?
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Hmm Fried Chicken...Popeyes...KFC...Church's...

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