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Old 01-29-08, 09:27 AM
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Congratulations, Wergo!

Ok, I ventured into XCritic for the first time since the seperation and I saw the oldest virgin thread was recently updated. For those of you who don't check it out (and because I refuse to post on a porn forum), I just thought we should all give major props to Wergo for no longer being a virgin!

Let's hope this is the kick-in-the-pants that gets him to be a full-fledged member of society.

Old 01-29-08, 09:28 AM
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Maybe I'm misunderstanding, but I don't think a kick in the pants constitutes losing your virginity. If it does, then I lost mine when I was about 4 years old, to a neighborhood bully.
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Who was the other lucky guy?
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Craigslist erotic services is a godsend.
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Link to the Wergo thread?
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SFW breakdown?
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If Wergo can do it, so can YOU!

Well, not you -- but YOU -- you can.
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Originally Posted by deadlax
SFW breakdown?
Not possible.

For somebody's first time it seemed pretty freaky to me.
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Originally Posted by General Zod
Who was the other lucky guy?
Ouch....
Old 01-29-08, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by antennaball
Ok, I ventured into XCritic for the first time since the seperation and I saw the oldest virgin thread was recently updated. For those of you who don't check it out (and because I refuse to post on a porn forum), I just thought we should all give major props to Wergo for no longer being a virgin!

Let's hope this is the kick-in-the-pants that gets him to be a full-fledged member of society.


major accomplishment.

Damn. He wen't from not even having social interaction, to losing virginity!
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20 minutes his first time out???
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Originally Posted by NCMojo
20 minutes his first time out???
he probably paid for a half hour.
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Originally Posted by NCMojo
20 minutes his first time out???
Including dinner and cab ride home.
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Originally Posted by whoopdido
Not possible.

For somebody's first time it seemed pretty freaky to me.
damn you,

at least the who where when... I'm familiar with the oldest virgin background, but cant check XC at work.

please?
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she just blurts out "so, you want to go back to my place?" I manage to at least pretend to be calm and casual as I say "yeah, sure." She's pretty young, 30 at the most, so I'm guessing either she either has daddy issues or else she's fed up with young guys and figures I'll be experienced enough to know what I'm doing. Yikes.
It has a happy ending in every sense. He had a really good time with her. He recognizes that it was a one-night stand. He's feeling pretty good.
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I'm not even familiar with the background. I need a good one- or two-paragraph summary of everything -- the five W's and the H -- from why he was a virgin and how old he was, to how he solved it. Work blocks X-Critic, so I can't see for myself.
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Originally Posted by Walter Neff
I'm not even familiar with the background. I need a good one- or two-paragraph summary of everything -- the five W's and the H -- from why he was a virgin and how old he was, to how he solved it. Work blocks X-Critic, so I can't see for myself.

Basically wergo was in his 40-50's.

not sure how he solved it, because he pretty much shot down every single suggestion that everyone offered.
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Way to go, Wergo! Four or five more nights like this, and you can justify getting yourself tested for STD's.
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Amazing! For those of you who aren't familiar, there are hundreds (maybe thousands) of posts on adult AND otter dealing with wergo's virginity. This made my day.
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Congratulations!
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Finally TOFTT!
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Dollar to donuts says he knocked her up.
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Gotta feeling that Wergo's gonna be outta control now....
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...of course, the hard part was convincing him I was a 30-something woman. Fortunately the lights were very dim, and he hadn't seen one naked before.
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lol @ being used by some slut in a bar

But hey, a win is a win

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