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Old 01-27-08, 08:49 AM
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Things that got stuck in your orifices

4th Grade: Stuck a pencil eraser up my nose...probably out of boredom. I realized I couldn't get it out and that sticking my finger up my nose only buried it deeper. I stopped freaking out and plugged the other nostril and blew out, shooting the eraser across a couple desk.

How about you? What are some of your stories?
Old 01-27-08, 10:06 AM
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Um, nothing.
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Originally Posted by orderandlaw
4th Grade: Stuck a pencil eraser up my nose...probably out of boredom. I realized I couldn't get it out and that sticking my finger up my nose only buried it deeper. I stopped freaking out and plugged the other nostril and blew out, shooting the eraser across a couple desk.

How about you? What are some of your stories?
Same happened to me. I also once had a fruit fly fly right in my ear, That was an annoying hour of my life.
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One time I clipped a fingernail and it shot straight up my nose. Don't know when it came out.
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When I was little, I shoved a doll's eye in my ear. It was one of those that had the eye that moved around when you shook it.

I forgot I had done it and a week later, told my mom about the rattling in my head and she took me to the doctor. I still remember to this day the doctor coming at me with a huge pair of tweezers - which he used to pull it out.
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I'm wondering if anyone is going to fess up to something getting suck in their ass.
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Originally Posted by ukywyldcat
I'm wondering if anyone is going to fess up to something getting suck in their ass.
Totally different conversation, for a totally different forum...
Old 01-27-08, 11:27 AM
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lol...whoops.

I'm dealing with a wireless keyboard and I think the batteries are fading away...
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Originally Posted by ukywyldcat
I'm wondering if anyone is going to fess up to something getting suck in their ass.
"It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one"
Old 01-27-08, 12:54 PM
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"I dunno, doc, why don't you look at the card?!??!"
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nobody slipped in the shower and landed on a shampoo bottle?

i never stuck things in places they dont belong. did have to female related issues. had a condom come off which i had to "fish out" with my fingers. slippery little sucker. also had a tampon turn upside down (no clue how that happened) making the string too short to reach. had to grab the actual tampon with my fingers and pull it out. yeah, that was appetizing
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When I was 3 or so, I stuck a small piece of a toy truck up my nose. Not sure why, or what it was exactly (although I have this vague recollection (or created memory maybe) of it being the tip of one of the bumpers, that I had managed to break off).

Parents couldn't get it out and took me to the emergency room, where they had to call for extra help to have enough people to hold me down and get it out.
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Last Wednesday, I was stuck in my office all evening trying to finish up some work.
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What a timely thread -- someone at work on Friday told me that he had to go to a medical clinic that morning to get a piece of cotton out of his ear from a Q-Tip. His wife tried tweezers but with no luck. Apparently the doctor tried flushing it out but all that did was make the guy dizzy. The doctor tried tweezers again and was successful.

No matter how tempting the bargain price is for the Q-Tip knockoffs I guess I will be sticking with the namebrand.
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Wasen't there a Seinfeld episode about this?
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Looks like this guy got fed up of his cell phone service...Yeah its in da' butt
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Originally Posted by Lateralus
Wasen't there a Seinfeld episode about this?

Coral referenced it with:

"It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one"
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Originally Posted by Lateralus
Wasen't there a Seinfeld episode about this?
A young Cosmo played me.
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My brother once shoved peas up his nose. We still tease him about that to this day.

Scrubs did an episode where a guy got a light bulb up his ass. Also a pen, which was
referred as Ass Pen.
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Originally Posted by zekeburger1979
Scrubs did an episode where a guy got a light bulb up his ass.
I'm sure this has happened in real life plenty of times. It doesn't take a genius to consider what would happen if a light bulb broke in your ass. Hello, that would be teh suck like no other.
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"This one time at band camp...."
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Originally Posted by Mankal
Looks like this guy got fed up of his cell phone service...Yeah its in da' butt
Hope he wasn't roaming.
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I'll take "Things that got stuck in your orifices" for $200 Alex.
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Originally Posted by Mankal
Looks like this guy got fed up of his cell phone service...Yeah its in da' butt
Maybe someone else got fed up with this guy's cell phone...

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