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Old 01-24-08, 09:28 PM
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I need a witty retort

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This is an actual sign in my office. We're having an in service tomorrow for several employees and I need a funny saying of some sort for this sign. I saw it this afternoon and my inner-The-Todd instantly spoke up, "I'm not in pajamas, but I have a professional development.....in my pants. HIGH FIVE!"

Does anybody else have something better?
Old 01-24-08, 09:31 PM
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'That's what SHE said!"
Old 01-24-08, 09:32 PM
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The jerk store called...
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"Oh yeah, well I slept with your wife!"
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"Must be a high-rise"
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"Is that laptop in your pants or are you happy to see me?"
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"Cumming soon..."
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You need to go out and find footie pajamas in your size and wear them to the seminar. And make sure you tape a large cucumber to the inside of your thigh.
Old 01-24-08, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Sean O'Hara
You need to go out and find footie pajamas in your size and wear them to the seminar. And make sure you tape a large cucumber to the inside of your thigh.
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Old 01-24-08, 10:21 PM
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White out the letters in bold:

P R O F E S S I O N A L
D E V E L O P M E N T

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Old 01-24-08, 10:50 PM
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"Penal Veent"?
Old 01-24-08, 10:55 PM
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shouldn't the arrow be pointing up?
Old 01-24-08, 11:01 PM
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Rockmjd is right... you gotta go with jerk store.
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Promoted from amateur status to pro status!
Old 01-24-08, 11:34 PM
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"Your mom goes to college"
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i got your hard drive right here...in my pajamas.
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"You know what else i got in my Pajamas?"
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"How it got into my pajamas, I'll never know."
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And I'm totally digging AGuyNamedMike's suggestion.
Old 01-25-08, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Numanoid
"Penal Veent"?

It's Dutch.

Or I left in one too many E's.

And was liberal in the spelling of 'penile'.
Old 01-25-08, 08:48 AM
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Sorry, but I don't want to renounce my amateur status until after the Pajama Olympics.
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Walk in with someone in a business suit and introduce him/her as your sexual harassment lawyer.
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Originally Posted by Gilgamesh1082
And I'm totally digging AGuyNamedMike's suggestion.

Thank you. Sometimes you just have to roll with the classics.


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