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Old 12-20-07, 03:44 PM
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Slayer2005 Thread Part 3 - Slayer Has A Couple Of Upcoming Dates!!!

Wish me luck on my date(s) and for the job too. I may post some of my photoshop work since someone asked.
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Old 12-20-07, 03:56 PM
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Good luck. Remember if you sit on your hand and numb it, it feels like someone else is doing it.
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Good luck. Remember if you sit on your hand and numb it, it feels like someone else is doing it.
Does that really work?
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Does that really work?
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How long should one sit on their hand and is lube suggested or is the dead hand enough of a stimulant?
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And if you sit on your penis it feels like you're jerking someone else off!
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And if you sit on your penis it feels like you're jerking someone else off!
No, I think it means you have an extremely long penis.
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Originally Posted by DVD Josh
Good luck. Remember if you sit on your hand and numb it, it feels like someone else is doing it.

It probably should work even better if you use the hand you usually do not use.
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Seriously guys, when do you think they will look to see if I actually graduated?
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Old 12-20-07, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Slayer2005
Seriously guys, when do you think they will look to see if I actually graduated?
Since you're dealing with the FBI directly, I'm thinking they already know.

Now show us the difference between your kick-ass grain technique and my method. I want to see what I am missing.
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Originally Posted by Liver&Onions
Since you're dealing with the FBI directly, I'm thinking they already know.

Now show us the difference between your kick-ass grain technique and my method. I want to see what I am missing.
. I don't have a grain technique. I thought that was your area.

I'll post some work soon.
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Seriously guys, when do you think they will look to see if I actually graduated?
When you apply for a job, they check out your history, employment, school, and criminal record. If they do not check all that info out, then the job probably is shit.
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Originally Posted by Slayer2005
Seriously guys, when do you think they will look to see if I actually graduated?
So I don't know if you guys remember the bi-polar girl that I wrote about a month or so ago but I took someone's advice to try and be friends with her. She's asked me out twice now. The last time was really insulting though. She said she was disapointed that I had started smoking again and that if I quit for a week she would take me out on a date ... women ...
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Tell her you'll only stop smoking when she smokes your pole.
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Originally Posted by Slayer2005
. I don't have a grain technique. I thought that was your area.

I'll post some work soon.
sorry - "film look from digital using custom gamma curves and all that junk, because I'm into filmmaking."

use your sweet gamma action.
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Tell her you'll only stop smoking when she smokes your pole.
She did it over email. I just ignored it then didn't mention it when I emailed her a few days later. "Disapointed"? Fuck that. What is she my mom?
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These are originally high definition, but I lowered the resolution so they wouldn't stretch the thread horizontally. For best quality you will want the monitor properly calibrated (correct contrast/white level and brightness/black levels) and set to 6500 color temperature. Most pc monitors are poorly calibrated for a super bright picture and it's all good for surfing, but no good for proper image viewing.

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So which one of those is supposed to be good?
And who's the guy with the greasy white trash mustache?
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What is this all about?

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Some guy posted his photoshop zombie awhile ago and I helped add some things to it:

Here is his:





Here are my upgrades:


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I can only read the thread title, not the posts, but it is my fervent hope that one of the "upcoming dates" is with a psychiatrist and the other is with a vocational counselor.
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Originally Posted by Liver&Onions
So which one of those is supposed to be good?
And who's the guy with the greasy white trash mustache?
It's not about which one of mine is the best. Art is about getting a look you are looking for and the original needed some improving. What comes out of the camera is rarely the final look or even anything close. I have no idea who the guy is. I pulled image off of a site for the Canon HV20 camcorder. It was a low light test with just one match light. His image needed improving, so I thought I'd play around with it. I need a camera with good low light. I liked what I saw, but wanted to see if I could bring out more brightness and detail. Then once that happens go for different looks.
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called "The Stranger"
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Originally Posted by Slayer2005
It's not about which one of mine is the best. Art is about getting a look you are looking for and the original needed some improving. What comes out of the camera is rarely the final look or even anything close. I have no idea who the guy is. I pulled image off of a site for the Canon HV20 camcorder. It was a low light tight with just one match light. His image needed improving, so I thought I'd play around with it. I need a camera with good low light. I liked what I saw, but wanted to see if I could bring out more brightness and detail. Then once that happens go for different looks.
I'm still waiting for the art.

You know what else brings out more brightness and detail? Auto-levels.
You know what else does? the brightness slider.

Sorry bud - your skillz aren't all that, nor a bucket of chicken. You seem average at best. Go back to school. Learn some life skills. See a therapist, get some help with your depression, etc. etc.

I knew i should not have resubscribed to the threads.
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Originally Posted by Liver&Onions
I'm still waiting for the art.

You know what else brings out more brightness and detail? Auto-levels.
You know what else does? the brightness slider.

Sorry bud - your skillz aren't all that, nor a bucket of chicken. You seem average at best. Go back to school. Learn some life skills. See a therapist, get some help with your depression, etc. etc.

I knew i should not have resubscribed to the threads.

Auto levels? Are you fucking serious? Auto levels is pure garbage. GARBAGE. Auto levels clips the whites badly most of the time. It's junk. There is much more to achieving looks than clicking one button. I make custom RGB gamma curves to alter the tonality.

BTW, look at the zombie image above. You can't do that shit with auto levels. Like I said. I would get no credit. Everyone else digs it...even professionals on forums. So, what the fuck ever.

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