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Old 04-03-07, 02:40 PM
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Editors of a US magazine plead with Victoria "Posh" Beckham

This story cracked me up!!


Dear Victoria “Posh” Beckham,

We just have to get this off our chest: There is nothing Posh about forgetting to wear a bra when gallivanting about in thin T-shirts, as you’ve unfortunately been known to do.

It is obvious to us that the bra may be a foreign concept to you – much like American football, or the good sense to avoid Tom Cruise – so allow us to explain: You’re a 32-year-old woman with perky breasts that apparently like to breathe. But keep shunning that bra and in five years you’ll end up with pendulums hanging off your clavicle that hubby David Beckham might mistake for soccer ball bags.

We're really looking out for you best interests ... so we hope you'll keep our advice close to your heart.

Sincerely,

Usmagazine.com

http://usmagazine.com/photo_special_...ecent_exposure
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Nice nips.
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I'm glad they got that off their chests. Now maybe they will figure out how to produce an interesting publication.

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As long as I can read it free on-line!
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Considering the small fortune she spent on her tits, I seriously doubt that they will be sagging anytime soon and should it happen, I'm sure she'll be back in the repair shop.
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I got a free subscription to that rag. It's so vapid and completely without substance.
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Originally Posted by Charlie Goose
I got a free subscription to that rag. It's so vapid and completely without substance.
A celebrity-worship magazine is vapid and without substance? Say it ain't so!
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Originally Posted by Red Dog
Considering the small fortune she spent on her tits, I seriously doubt that they will be sagging anytime soon and should it happen, I'm sure she'll be back in the repair shop.


^^
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US Magazine (the staff) is just a bunch of jealous haters.

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Originally Posted by leest3
US Magazine is just a bunch of jealous haters.
The magazine, staff or people they report on?
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Originally Posted by satellite
The magazine, staff or people they report on?
The staff.
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She looks like a fucking insect with that big head, huge sunglasses, and skinny body of an 8 year old.
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Originally Posted by LiquidSky
She looks like a fucking insect with that big head, huge sunglasses, and skinny body of an 8 year old.
No arguement here.
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Whenever Posh Spice's name comes up, I can't help but think of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jGHMY7nzRs
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Originally Posted by LiquidSky
She looks like a fucking insect with that big head, huge sunglasses, and skinny body of an 8 year old.
Ummm, Skinny 8 year old insects
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For all that is holy, please continue to galavant around in thin t-shirts without a bra! Thank you.
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Originally Posted by LiquidSky
She looks like a fucking insect with that big head, huge sunglasses, and skinny body of an 8 year old.
hey now, insects look better and you know it
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Originally Posted by Bandoman
For all that is holy, please continue to galavant around in thin t-shirts without a bra! Thank you.

Yeah - I don't understand the complaint myself, particularly given the source - a bastion of hard-hitting journalism and conservative values.
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Originally Posted by Bandoman
For all that is holy, please continue to galavant around in thin t-shirts without a bra! Thank you.
This is, by far, the wisest and truest thing that Bandoman has ever spoken.

More evidence:

http://usmagazine.com/node/4980?slideshow_id=84
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Posh Response:

Dear US Magazine,

Since you daft male editors can't figure out on your own, my threepenny bits are fake. So tart up. My tits will be perky longer than your tallywacker on a 10-year supply of cialis.

Sincerely Tasty,

Posh Beckham
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She needs to eat a sandwich.
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Originally Posted by satellite
This story cracked me up!!


Dear Victoria “Posh” Beckham,

We just have to get this off our chest: There is nothing Posh about forgetting to wear a bra when gallivanting about in thin T-shirts, as you’ve unfortunately been known to do.

It is obvious to us that the bra may be a foreign concept to you – much like American football, or the good sense to avoid Tom Cruise – so allow us to explain: You’re a 32-year-old woman with perky breasts that apparently like to breathe. But keep shunning that bra and in five years you’ll end up with pendulums hanging off your clavicle that hubby David Beckham might mistake for soccer ball bags.

We're really looking out for you best interests ... so we hope you'll keep our advice close to your heart.

Sincerely,

Usmagazine.com

http://usmagazine.com/photo_special_...ecent_exposure
OMG that's hilarious.

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