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Old 03-27-07, 11:19 PM
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Help explain evolutionary science to kvrdave...

Poor kvrdave. He's tried and tried and tried to understand evolutionary science... but the simplest facts seem to escape his grasp.

Maybe this embedded video will help:

<embed width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hjxCp9LJLP0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed>
Old 03-27-07, 11:21 PM
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Everyone nows that kvrdave isn't a Young Earth creationist.
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This thread reminds me of the time Bono from U2 did a cannonball in my pool to promote world peace.
Old 03-27-07, 11:29 PM
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But he is mocking my redneck heritage.

I expect you to purchase some redneck mockery credits, or drink 12 Hamm's Light brews. It's your choice.
Old 03-27-07, 11:32 PM
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What? That's not doing it for you, kvrdave?

Sigh. Looks like I'm gonna have to dumb this down even more. Let's take a look at evolution, cartoon-style:

<embed width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lCKSJ_MYXFU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed>
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Here's a better one:

<embed width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fAYnc_-ddlw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed>
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Mountain Dew is pretty awesome.

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Old 03-27-07, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by NCMojo
What? That's not doing it for you, kvrdave?

Sigh. Looks like I'm gonna have to dumb this down even more. Let's take a look at evolution, cartoon-style:

<embed width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lCKSJ_MYXFU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed>
kvrdave would get a laugh of Bart's 'global warming did not eat my homework' writings on the blackboard.
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When I read the thread title, I actually thought I was going to see this video:

<embed width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aj1KGZSFmfs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed>
Old 03-28-07, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Joe Molotov
Here's a better one:

<embed width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fAYnc_-ddlw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed>
What was that from?
Old 03-28-07, 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Joe Molotov
Here's a better one:

<embed width="425" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fAYnc_-ddlw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed>

Boy, that is actually the truth.
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Originally Posted by DeputyDave
What was that from?
Idiocracy.
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Originally Posted by Vandelay_Inds
Dave has much greater chances of mastering evolutionary theory than Mojo of understanding the basic rudiments of economics.
There is no such thing as economics. It is a world-wide conspiracy by a powerful, secret, cabal of mysterious masterminds, who just want us to believe in economics FOR THEIR OWN EVIL ENDS.

And you've fallen for it.
Old 03-28-07, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Vandelay_Inds
Dave has much greater chances of mastering evolutionary theory than Mojo of understanding the basic rudiments of economics.

If anyone, anywhere accumulates wealth, it's wrong and they must be punished.

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