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Old 03-27-07, 12:33 PM
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Kill yourself in 5 minutes (Flash Game)

http://www.adultswim.com/games/fiveMinutes/index.html

4:15 seconds
Old 03-27-07, 12:40 PM
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I got in a bit under 4:00. The candy part was priceless.
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couldn't do it
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The way I did it couldn't be any more lame.

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Old 03-27-07, 02:34 PM
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I tried to kill myself, wandered into the bathroom, and the controls froze up with me standing there while some clown danced around me. Time ran out, and I failed.

Come to think of it, that's not that different from my normal day
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Originally Posted by das Monkey


The way I did it couldn't be any more lame.

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You're not even bloody, how'dya do it?
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You're not even bloody, how'dya do it?
I beat Das without getting bloody either. 1:30 for me. If he did it the same way I did, you just find the red-shirted dude who's a Jesus freak and have him pound you as fast as you can for 10% a pop. Voila.
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haha, excellent. I went all the way downstairs and box weasels attacked and a guy went postal on me. I wish there was more time; there are a lot of ways to die in this office.
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This game made me laugh... I've been stabbed by clown in stall, stomp my head with copier's lid, cut my arm with paper chop, ate by shark, bitten by ferrets, playing pita (sp?), hit myself with staplers, stabbed by scissor, being nuked, flamed myself, hit by God, stomped by girl in B&M dress, and being hit by multi stuffs by supplier room (that's all??).
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Originally Posted by McHawkson
This game made me laugh... I've been stabbed by clown in stall, stomp my head with copier's lid, cut my arm with paper chop, ate by shark, bitten by ferrets, playing pita (sp?), hit myself with staplers, stabbed by scissor, being nuked, flamed myself, hit by God, stomped by girl in B&M dress, and being hit by multi stuffs by supplier room (that's all??).
Seems to be IT ninjas that attack you in the basement. Plus you can nuke yourself with a microwave.
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Yes, it's counted as "being nuked."

There's a green arrow on hand dryer in restroom, I couldn't figure out what to do with it.
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Originally Posted by Nero
I beat Das without getting bloody either. 1:30 for me. If he did it the same way I did, you just find the red-shirted dude who's a Jesus freak and have him pound you as fast as you can for 10% a pop. Voila.
Yep. It's just a race to see how quickly you can find the Jesus Freak and if you can get to him before the fat guy tries to recruit you on his stupid broomball team.

Jesus Freak nails you for 10%, but urinating on electrical equipment is only 4%.

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Originally Posted by McHawkson
Yes, it's counted as "being nuked."

There's a green arrow on hand dryer in restroom, I couldn't figure out what to do with it.
-20: Push Butt and Rub

I'm not even sure what that means, but it doesn't sound good
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Originally Posted by McHawkson
Yes, it's counted as "being nuked."

There's a green arrow on hand dryer in restroom, I couldn't figure out what to do with it.
overflow the toilet first then hit hand dryer and you get electrocuted.
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4:49. I got Jesus freaked, stabbed repeatedly by staplers, had my had shredded three times, eaten by a shark, blew up the microwave, got beaten up by a very muscular chick, and got hit with an anvil from supplies. But the thing that finally did me in was the mail room manager going postal on me.
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I died in 4:59:96
"You died in just 5:00"

I didn't get to see how much damage the shark did.
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Oh, forgot to add: eating urinal cake. eww!

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