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Old 03-27-07, 09:39 AM
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The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

OK, here's how this thread works.

I will start things off by making a wish. The poster below me will "corrupt" my wish and make one of their own.
This vicious cycle will continue until nobody cares anymore.

Here's a sample:

Me: I wish it were warmer outside...

Poster #2: Granted, but only because you're trapped in a forest fire.
I wish I had a new car...

Poster #3: Granted, but it only gets 2 miles per gallon.
I wish I was a foot taller...

And so on and so forth.
Let's start!

I wish I could fly...
Old 03-27-07, 09:45 AM
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Granted, but you won't get any frequent flier miles!

I wish I had one million dollars...
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Granted, but you have to pay taxes on the lump sum.

I wish I was as funny as Groucho
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Granted. But you're funny "weird" not "funny" ha-ha.

I wish I could retire...
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Granted, but your retirement community just canceled Bingo night!

I wish I could cure disease with a wave of my hand...
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Granted, but your other hand is chopped off in a bizarre farming accident.

I wish my breath was always minty fresh.
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Granted, but you must then suffer from the reek of constant B.O.

I wish my conference article was finished.
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Granted, but the rest of you stinks.

I wish I was famous...
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Granted, but it'll only be on the web where everyone is "famous"


I wish this thread made sense...
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Granted, but now nothing else makes sense to you anymore.

I wish I owned Portugal.
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Granted. You go crazy enough that it all makes sense, and do the rest of your posting from an asylum.

I wish I had a beautiful body.
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Granted, but you keep posting too late.

I wish I was a little bit taller...
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Granted, but they've sharpened all the ceiling fans.

I wish I was having having sex with someone I found hot right now.
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Granted, but the Legolas poster eventually rips in half.

I wish I didn't need glasses.
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I walked into that one. (please continue.)
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Granted, but now you don't have eyes!

I wish Sanjaya would be voted off of American Idol...
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Granted, but he still gets a record deal.

I wish I had a cold beverage right now.
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Originally Posted by Randy Miller III
Granted, but you keep posting too late.

I wish I was a little bit taller...
Why do you wish you were taller?
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Granted, but William Hung is brought back.

I wish I could travel through time.
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Originally Posted by Thor Simpson
Why do you wish you were taller?
So I could be a baller.
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Granted, say hello to Mr. T-Rex!
I wish at least one of these was funny.
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This is the exact moment when everything spins out of control.
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Granted, but your vocal cords are severed and you can't laugh.

I wish we had San Diego weather here.
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Granted, but you also have San Diego pollution and cost of living.

I wish smiley faces were outlawed.
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Granted, but TEK gets the electric chair

I wish for more wishe's

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