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Toilet talk: paper arse gaskets; you use em?

Old 08-23-06, 05:29 PM
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Toilet talk: paper arse gaskets; you use em?

I do, more than 1 most of the time too...
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gaskets and lilly pads are essential to a pleasant office dumping experience.
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i dont.

it really isn't going to protect my arse anyway. I slimsy sheet of tissue paper?
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I shit standing up. It's a mess on the back of the thighs, but it sure beats getting something from a toilet seat.
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How exactly would you get something from a toilet seat? You got open wounds on your thighs and butt cheeks?
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I just basically scrub down the seat with toilet paper - never use the ass gaskets.
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should have made this a public poll..

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Yup, and if it's not available, I will use toilet paper to cover up the seat after I wipe it down.
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Originally Posted by Patrick G
I just basically scrub down the seat with toilet paper - never use the ass gaskets.
This is what I do. Usually to get rid of any stray urine.
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I'll wipe the seat with TP if I see anything on it, but I have never used those seat cover dealies. Of all the body parts I need to keep sparkling clean, my butt cheeks are not high on the list.
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I don't know how some people shit, but they manage to get shit on the seat. I can't believe how many people voted no in this poll so far.
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Originally Posted by Numanoid
How exactly would you get something from a toilet seat? You got open wounds on your thighs and butt cheeks?


People are way too paranoid.
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Originally Posted by Patrick G
I just basically scrub down the seat with toilet paper - never use the ass gaskets.
Same.

Originally Posted by zuffy
Yup, and if it's not available, I will use toilet paper to cover up the seat after I wipe it down.
Please flush all the toilet paper if you do this. There is nothing worse than walking into a stall where the previous person had to cover the seat with 200 layers of TP but couldn't be bothered enough to get rid of it when they were done.
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If you voted no enjoy the hepatitis.
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it's not necessarily because we're paranoid of getting some infection. It's just an uncomfortable feeling of having someone elses fluids, juices, and/or turds on you. if you have the option to keep yourself free of those things, why not do it?

I mean, even getting something like a drop of someone else's sweat on your forehead would cause you to wipe it away, right? You wouldn't just leave it there and say "oh, it's just sweat, what's the big deal?" (I use this example because I was spotting a friend on some weights and dropped a bead on him; nearly dropped the weight on himself )
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Originally Posted by Quake1028
Please flush all the toilet paper if you do this. There is nothing worse than walking into a stall where the previous person had to cover the seat with 200 layers of TP but couldn't be bothered enough to get rid of it when they were done.
I always do. I don't piss with the seat down either.
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I'm lucky that I'm the only guy in my department so basically the men's room is all mine! Besides, I hate when that thing sticks to my ass when I stand up.
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Originally Posted by devilshalo
I hate when that thing sticks to my ass when I stand up.
you gotta leave the little flap of the assket in the water. that way, when you get up, the water tension/turds will hold it down and will also be sucked down when flushing.
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Originally Posted by Mrs.Nesbit
If you voted no enjoy the hepatitis.
And AIDS.
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and teh gay.
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Originally Posted by HN
it's not necessarily because we're paranoid of getting some infection. It's just an uncomfortable feeling of having someone elses fluids, juices, and/or turds on you. if you have the option to keep yourself free of those things, why not do it?
I'm pretty sure almost everyone that replied no to this thread wouldn't sit on a turd happily sitting on the seat, nor would they slap their ass down on a puddle of piss that also happened to be there.

The skin is remarkably effective against keeping harmful germs out of our body (open wounds withstanding). You'll breathe in more harmful germs per day than you'll ever absorb through your asscheeks in a lifetime.
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not only that, but the toilet seat cover is the cleanest thing in the rest room. tests show that fecal matter is found everywhere else in the room, and the least amount is on top of the cover.

(I still use 1 or 2 though)
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Originally Posted by devilshalo
I'm lucky that I'm the only guy in my department so basically the men's room is all mine...
Or so you think. It's 2006 you know.
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I wipe the seat good and plop my ass down. So no.
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