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Old 08-21-06, 11:49 PM
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I had surgery today...

I had a hydrocele repair done today and now here I am laying on the couch, full of vicodin, putting an ice pack on my balls and I start thinking about kvrdave. Life sure is strange sometimes.
Old 08-22-06, 12:01 AM
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Are you sure that the ice pack down there isn't to cover up the vagina they gave you when they mixed you up with the person in the next room?

By the way, what did they do to the hydrocele and what do you mean by "repair"? Wouldn't they just try to remove it?

Pictures?
Old 08-22-06, 12:13 AM
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Remember 20 minutes on, 20 minutes off!

And I hope you're doing ok.
Old 08-22-06, 12:23 AM
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Maybe repair isn't the best term since they do remove it but they also fix it so it won't return.

Sorry no pics.

Thanks, Kitty. I'm watching the clock like a hawk!
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Originally Posted by nazz
Maybe repair isn't the best term since they do remove it but they also fix it so it won't return.

Sorry no pics.

Thanks, Kitty. I'm watching the clock like a hawk!
Just remember, Kitty cares about you and your balls.
Old 08-22-06, 12:50 AM
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Now if we could only get Kitty to care more about the shaft.
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Originally Posted by Kittydreamer
Just remember, Kitty cares about you and your balls.
Too bad the election is over. That would make a damn fine slogan.
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Next week I'm having a lotion dispenser installed in my scrotum.
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Originally Posted by Giantrobo
Next week I'm having a lotion dispenser installed in my scrotum.
It feels like they may have already installed one in mine.

No, I think it's just the surgeon's watch.
Old 08-22-06, 03:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Giantrobo
Next week I'm having a lotion dispenser installed in my scrotum.
Everyone's doing it...
Old 08-22-06, 09:39 AM
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When you were thinking of KVRDave, did it move?
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Originally Posted by bwvanh114
When you were thinking of KVRDave, did it move?
Yes. It withdrew not unlike a turtle.
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Originally Posted by nazz
I had a hydrocele repair done today...
For some reason an AC/DC song is running through my head.

"... but nazz has the biggest balls of them all!"



... maybe you should ask the mods to change your name to nadz. Hope you're feeling better. Relatively speaking that is.
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enjoy the drugs

the pain comes after the pain killers wear off and around 2 days after the surgery. check your stiches daily since there is a risk of an allergy depending on which ones they used
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FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD, DO NOT GOOGLE PICTURES OF "HYDROCELE"!!!!!
Old 08-22-06, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by nazz
Too bad the election is over. That would make a damn fine slogan.
Yeah I don't think it would have helped. Otters seem to enjoy having the men be in charge around here.
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Originally Posted by al_bundy
enjoy the drugs

the pain comes after the pain killers wear off and around 2 days after the surgery. check your stiches daily since there is a risk of an allergy depending on which ones they used
Thanks for the advice. Do you mean if you run out of Vicodin after two days or when numbing stuff from surgery wears off?
Old 08-22-06, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Minor Threat
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD, DO NOT GOOGLE PICTURES OF "HYDROCELE"!!!!!
I don't think mine would have qualified for internet image status but I decided I didn't want to wait until it did before I took care of it.

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