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Old 08-21-06, 11:39 PM
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Roomate Rant

So my roomate isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. He had a pen in his pocket that exploded in the dryer. That isn't a big deal because I know I can do things like that. However, he goes all day (around 7 hours) without telling me this and then asks me at 11pm tonight if I knew how to remove ink from a dryer. I asked if he googled it or not and he says no. He walks off and comes back 10 mins later saying he can't find anything. I do one google search and find the answer. Then he has the nerve to say that he is going to be gone the rest of the week and he won't be able to get it to it tonight. I, of course, tell him that I can't be without a dryer for a whole week. He looks at me and asks what I want him to do. I tell him to clean the damn thing! Man, he is an idiot.
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Dude, that totally sucks. I hope he cleaned the dryer.
Old 08-22-06, 12:28 AM
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Recommendations: 1) Pee in his butt. 2) Kill him. The order isn't important.
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How do you clean ink out of a dryer?
Old 08-22-06, 05:06 AM
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Originally Posted by ben12
How do you clean ink out of a dryer?
Pull out the ink trap.
Old 08-22-06, 07:47 AM
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That sucks. All my roomate ever did was drink all of my beer.
Old 08-22-06, 07:59 AM
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That sucks, jadaison. At least you're still getting some hot gay sex.
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he's not an idiot, he just doesn't feel like cleaning the dryer
Old 08-22-06, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by ben12
How do you clean ink out of a dryer?
Google is your friend!
Old 08-22-06, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Bronkster
Recommendations: 1) Pee in his butt. 2) Kill him. The order isn't important.
He's a redhead. I don't go for redheads.
Old 08-22-06, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by NCMojo
That sucks, jadaison. At least you're still getting some hot gay sex.

Once again...he is a redhead.






















Oh and I'm not gay.
Old 08-22-06, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by al_bundy
he's not an idiot, he just doesn't feel like cleaning the dryer
For not telling me for 7 hours, he is an idiot.
Old 08-22-06, 09:36 AM
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If you want to get back at him, the next time he's doing laundry stuff a few pens into his pockets. That'll learn him.
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Get a cat. Train it to poop on his pillows.
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Originally Posted by Lunatikk
If you want to get back at him, the next time he's doing laundry stuff a few pens into his pockets. That'll learn him.
Then that means my dryer, once again, has ink all over it. Not a good idea. Please try again.
Old 08-22-06, 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Danger
Get a cat. Train it to poop on his pillows.
No. I would kill a cat rather than allow it near me. I am allergic to them.
Old 08-22-06, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Danger
Get a cat. Train it to poop on his pillows.
Get a cat. Poop on his pillows yourself. Blame it on cat.
Old 08-22-06, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by 12thmonkey
Get a cat. Poop on his pillows yourself. Blame it on cat.
1. I don't like cats.

2. It would stink up the house. However, I can pee in a cup and pour it on his bed.
Old 08-22-06, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by jadasion
1. I don't like cats.

2. It would stink up the house. However, I can pee in a cup and pour it on his bed.
You should pee in his shampoo bottle.
Old 08-22-06, 10:21 AM
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pee wouldnt' stink up the house?
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Originally Posted by Venusian
pee wouldnt' stink up the house?
Not Jadaison's pure, sweet, golden urine. Well, that's what I heard.
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Tell him that his mother is a whore. That'll learn him.

NOTE: don't try this if his mother is dead.
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Originally Posted by Groucho
NOTE: don't try this if his mother is dead.
Obviously.

Past tense should be used.

"Your mother was a whore!"
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Buy a new dryer! That'll show him.
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Originally Posted by jadasion
No. I would kill a cat rather than allow it near me. I am allergic to them.
Get him a cat and then kill it in front of him?

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