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What's the deal with all the burning loins on myspace?

Old 07-14-06, 02:24 PM
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What's the deal with all the burning loins on myspace?

I have a myspace account and everyday I get requests from lots of random different "girls" who want to add me as their friend. In their profile, they always mention how horny, young, attractive, and available they are. What is the purpose of all these friend requests? How do they exploit being your friend? Will they try to be your friend and then flood your message box, bulletins, etc. with adult spam?
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Old 07-14-06, 02:25 PM
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They're trying to get you to join their (pay) website.
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Old 07-14-06, 02:27 PM
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That, and half of them are really dudes.....
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Old 07-14-06, 02:47 PM
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Yeah, they are robots trying to get you to paying site. Move along.
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are you serious... you mean Jessica from Chicago thats very horny and would do anything for me, just wants me to join her $10 a month website ....... geez.. thanks for the info... i wont fall for it then... j/k
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Beef or pork? I might join for a good pork loin.
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You bunch of heartless bastards. Stop lying to this guy. AphexTwin, don't listen to these people. You ARE hot and desirable and every sentient being's dream of the perfect sex partner. That's why all these hot girls want in your pants. These other bitter, hateful people just don't want to take the risk of love in cyberspace. Those small-minded, mean, petty monsters.















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Old 07-14-06, 03:25 PM
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Didn't you get the memo? It's the internet, where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.



(can't take credit for this, seen it for years in sig lines)
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Old 07-14-06, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by milo bloom
Didn't you get the memo? It's the internet, where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.



(can't take credit for this, seen it for years in sig lines)
or, as a button I once saw read:

THE INTERNET
now you can meet MILLIONS of losers!

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Old 07-14-06, 03:27 PM
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I know they aren't that horny....I just wanted to know how they profited from adding you as their friend.

Anyways...the more sex you have...the more you want
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Old 07-14-06, 03:28 PM
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Beef or pork? I might join for a good pork loin.
Hell, at this point I'd go for a loose meat sandwich.

And I don't even know what that means.
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Old 07-14-06, 03:30 PM
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Here are some pics of what they look like:

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Originally Posted by Aphex Twin
Here are some pics of what they look like:



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We were just mentioning that in another MySpace thread. It's very very stupid. Even among all the other idiotic spam it stands out as stupid.
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Originally Posted by Aphex Twin
Here are some pics of what they look like:


You are one cold-blooded mutha!
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Old 07-14-06, 09:34 PM
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This post fucking jinxed me. After reading it, I was flooded with requests like this.
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Old 07-14-06, 10:48 PM
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I got one today from a hot blonde but she had no additional pictures and never wrote in her blog. What a tease.
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Old 07-14-06, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Vibiana
You bunch of heartless bastards. Stop lying to this guy. AphexTwin, don't listen to these people. You ARE hot and desirable and every sentient being's dream of the perfect sex partner. That's why all these hot girls want in your pants. These other bitter, hateful people just don't want to take the risk of love in cyberspace. Those small-minded, mean, petty monsters.




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Someone posted this at a Twilight Zone forum I'm on. I thought it was pretty funny.

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Originally Posted by Sanitarium
Someone posted this at a Twilight Zone forum I'm on. I thought it was pretty funny.

This topic is worthy of its own Twilight Zone episode!
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Old 07-15-06, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Aphex Twin
I have a myspace account and everyday I get requests from lots of random different "girls" who want to add me as their friend. In their profile, they always mention how horny, young, attractive, and available they are. What is the purpose of all these friend requests? How do they exploit being your friend? Will they try to be your friend and then flood your message box, bulletins, etc. with adult spam?
Most of these are Parents and Police.

MySpace is now a haven for idiot parents trying to control their kids, the media--trying to get a "cool and hip" story, and police attempting to catch those evil men who want to have sex with willing horny fucked up teenage girls (i.e., innocent victims).

P.S. Kristy is a cop.
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Old 07-15-06, 07:48 PM
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The best parts are seeing all the retard guys that don't know it's a robot spamming them and join their friends list and leave comments for them about how hot they are.
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Old 07-15-06, 08:36 PM
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^^^ One day I got 8 invites. All hot chicks. All from Tucson. All had their own websites to visit.

Coincidence? I think NOT!
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