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Boy dies while having "relations" with a cow

Old 07-06-06, 11:50 AM
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Boy dies while having "relations" with a cow



Darwin wins again.
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Old 07-06-06, 11:52 AM
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Oh. My. Gawd.
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Old 07-06-06, 11:58 AM
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That's one idiot that definitely won't be breeding.
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Old 07-06-06, 12:11 PM
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would've been funnier if it was a real news article
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Old 07-06-06, 12:13 PM
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He didn't even make it to my Chili Cook-Off.
What a little cry-baby.
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Old 07-06-06, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by j123vt_99
would've been funnier if it was a real news article
Agreed. Do they give out a sucker award for people who beleive stuff that is obviously fake?
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Old 07-06-06, 12:22 PM
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Could you really bleed to death that fast from something like that? I mean guys are getting their privates chopped off by their women all the time these days and they just waltz into the hospital and have them reattached.
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Old 07-06-06, 12:22 PM
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yeah, but if you read the article, you'd see that calves "bite and kneed it with their teeth".....


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Old 07-06-06, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Bushdog
Agreed. Do they give out a sucker award for people who beleive stuff that is obviously fake?
You are quite perceptive!

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Old 07-06-06, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Minor Threat
yeah, but if you read the article, you'd see that calves "bite and kneed it with their teeth".....


Well, yeah I'm sure it stings a bit when a cow bites it off, but would it kill you?
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Drool......that how i'll remember her!

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Originally Posted by tommy28
Drool......that how i'll remember her!

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/enterta...4738612991.jpg

That's no sheep!
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Am I supposed to believe a news story written by a reporter who can't spell the word "udder?"
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Originally Posted by Bandoman
That's no sheep!
Oops wrong thread...

should of went here-


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Old 07-06-06, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Vibiana
Am I supposed to believe a news story written by a reporter who can't spell the word "udder?"
And "work companien."
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Old 07-06-06, 01:24 PM
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For the record, a calf will not bite or knead it. It may buck with it's head a little, but there are obvious signs that it is coming and you can lessen the impact.

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Originally Posted by tommy28
Drool......that how i'll remember her!

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/enterta...4738612991.jpg
um, wrong thread?
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Originally Posted by kvrdave
there are obvious signs that it is coming...
That's what she said.
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This has been posted here before but I don't have the link.
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Originally Posted by ukywyldcat
um, wrong thread?
Who cares? It lighten up this thread.
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Old 07-06-06, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by kvrdave
For the record, a calf will not bite or knead it. It may buck with it's head a little, but there are obvious signs that it is coming and you can lessen the impact.
I don't *even* want to know how you know that...
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Old 07-06-06, 03:00 PM
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So the humans lose the Final Four.

I guess it's time for the horse vs. cow championships.
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Old 07-06-06, 03:24 PM
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Darwin wins again.
Could that head line look any more photochopped? And the rest of it doesn't look any better.
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