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Old 07-05-06, 09:21 PM
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I found my new Jeans

Chuck Norris Action Action Jeans! (is that right?) I hope they come in black!

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Old 07-05-06, 09:24 PM
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Dude...don't get ripped off....pricematch HERE !

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Old 07-05-06, 09:27 PM
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These have an extra 'Action' in the title so maybe you get an extra pocket or something?
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That somebody thought that a Chuck Norris crotchshot was good advertising...

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Old 07-05-06, 11:09 PM
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Wearing these pants will give you karate chop action. They will also allow your gusset to remain hidden.
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Old 07-05-06, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by crazyronin
That somebody thought that a Chuck Norris crotchshot was good advertising...

Wanna see those crotch action Michael Moore jeans?
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Old 07-06-06, 03:26 AM
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You'd think that he would have featured them in Walker Texas Ranger, that is IF they were any good. i mean c'mon! Product placement... free advertising....
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Old 07-06-06, 07:15 AM
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When I was 9 I got Chuck Norris to sign a book.

At the time, I was too young to comprehend the fact that I was in the presence of a diety.

Now, I know...and I'd give anything to relive those brief moments.

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Old 07-06-06, 07:39 AM
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Hidden Gusset is a great band name....


and Chuck Norris Action Jeans is the corresponding album title...



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Old 07-06-06, 07:45 AM
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
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Old 07-06-06, 07:58 AM
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Never let them see your gusset coming. When they get close enough for a Karate Kick by then its too late.
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Do these jeans come in black?
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Old 07-06-06, 08:17 AM
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I hope so. I hope they protect from the "Monkey-steals-the-peach" move.

Did they teach you this move in your martial arts Bando?
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Save: I'm sorry to tell you this, but those aren't black jeans. The scan just came out very dark.

You'll get 'em next time, buddy.

Next time.
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Old 07-06-06, 08:31 AM
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Maybe if all the children wrote letters to Chuck, he would release a 'signature edition' of jeans in black?
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[Bandomonkey steals Save Ferris' peach]

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[Bandomonkey steals Save Ferris' peach]

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How's it taste?
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Originally Posted by Save Ferris
Maybe if all the children wrote letters to Chuck, he would release a 'signature edition' of jeans in black?
"Good Guys Wear Black Action Jeans"?

I smell a remake!
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Originally Posted by crazyronin
"Good Guys Wear Black Action Jeans"?

I smell a remake!

Thats the smell of friction in the groin of fast kicking legs!
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Originally Posted by Bandoman
[Bandomonkey steals Save Ferris' peach]

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Actually my taut Chuck Norris jeans have flattened my 'peach' out and sucked it up into the back door
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You have defeated my monkey technique with your retracted testicle technique!
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How's it taste?
[Castor Troy] You know l can eat a peach for hours [/Castor Troy]
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