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What the HELL happened to Jessica Alba??

Old 07-05-06, 09:10 PM
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What the HELL happened to Jessica Alba??

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com...is-hungry.html

What the hell. That's horrible.....just horrible.
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Old 07-05-06, 09:21 PM
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That's horrible...and sad.
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Old 07-05-06, 09:25 PM
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It's the end of the world.
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Old 07-05-06, 09:26 PM
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They must airbrush her some ankles in all those magazines cuz she dont look like she got any.
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Old 07-05-06, 09:26 PM
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Nah...she isn't that bad. Maybe add 5lbs (her arms are looking rather thin), but she isn't stupid thin like Nicole Richie.

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I admittedly like skinny women.

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Old 07-05-06, 09:35 PM
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Maybe a little thin, and she could use a few pounds.

It is a little too much visible rib for me, but I'm not really alarmed.
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Old 07-05-06, 09:45 PM
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She is so good looking than even when she is at 20% she is very much fackable. Nothing we should worry in my opinion.
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Old 07-05-06, 09:57 PM
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Unlike others, I think she looks great. So does Lohan.

I admittedly like skinny women.
And chicks who don't shave down there IIRC.
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Old 07-05-06, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Gallant Pig
Unlike others, I think she looks great. So does Lohan.



And chicks who don't shave down there IIRC.

Nah. I'm picky about that too. Yeah, I don't do much for the 'liberated' woman....but its what I like.

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i would take her to the nearest china buffet and then do the nasty all night long...
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Old 07-05-06, 10:11 PM
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i would take her to the nearest china buffet and then do the nasty all night long...
It's the lingering smell of pork friend rice, isn't it? Yeah....figured.

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Old 07-05-06, 10:41 PM
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WTF!

Jessica, baby, what are you doing to yerself?!

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Old 07-05-06, 11:46 PM
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You know, I was eating lunch with some buddies and two of them were guffawing about how Shakira could be hot "if she got rid of that big fat ass".

I peed in their dip and then took the Cosby kids to Mandalay Bay in their conch chowder.

Buncha closeted 'mos, I'm telling ya...
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Old 07-05-06, 11:53 PM
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Old 07-06-06, 12:01 AM
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It's the end of the world.

as we know it. And I feel fine.


Jessica-notsomuch.




She's attractive etc. but has never gotten me that excited.
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Old 07-06-06, 12:02 AM
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oh man...what happened?
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Still looks hot to me. A few candid shots can make her look a little off her game, but she is just plain hot. And generally I don't like women. Wait, that sounded wrong.
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Old 07-06-06, 03:18 AM
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She had me at Flipper.
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Old 07-06-06, 06:54 AM
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listen... her money makes her hot...and her face....
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Old 07-06-06, 08:44 AM
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I still don't understand all the fuss about her.
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Have you never met non-famous people that look better than Jessica Alba (her non-photoshopped magazine pics of course)?

There are cuter and nicer women all over. Her money and 'status' make her unapproachable. I thought it was women who have that biological need for the 'alpha males' in our society--That inner drive to mate with the most successful males in order to survive, not the men.
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I'd hit her.
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I'd hit her.
woman beater :angry:
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