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gosh! i hope the bus doesn't see this: suggestions for b-day present.

Old 07-05-06, 11:21 AM
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gosh! i hope the bus doesn't see this: suggestions for b-day present.

if you were my boyfriend, what would you want for your birthday?
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I'd want to know when I got a sex change.
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Threesome.






With Vibiana.
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Threesome.

With Vibiana.
Nick, you are deeply, DEEPLY psychoneurotic.

I like that in a guy.
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Originally Posted by The Short Bus
if you were my boyfriend, what would you want for your birthday?

I'd want it "in the back of the bus".
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Old 07-05-06, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by The Short Bus
if you were my boyfriend, what would you want for your birthday?

I'd want to pee in your butt.....
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Originally Posted by Bandoman
I'd want it "in the back of the bus".

5/5
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I'd want it "in the back of the bus".
Take note everyone. I have to disagree. I'd want it in the back of the short bus!
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Old 07-05-06, 04:24 PM
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no, no... i'm thinking something never done before


like a gorilla jumping out of a birthday cake holding coldplay tickets
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Wow...my first two thoughts:

1. Threesome (with a girl)
2. "In the back of the short bus"

The Otter has corrupted me.

A serious answer.....2 chicks at the same time!

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Call in his "one that got away" for a threesome. foolproof.
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Old 07-05-06, 05:16 PM
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He should hang out with me on MY birthday (which is coming up soon, hint hint.)
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Wait wait wait wait wait!

Originally Posted by Nick Danger
Threesome.
Originally Posted by Bandoman
I'd want it "in the back of the bus".
Originally Posted by Minor Threat
I'd want to pee in your butt.....
And then . . .

Originally Posted by The Short Bus
no, no... i'm thinking something never done before
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threesome is out of the question. get your own damn bus!
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there will be no peeing in butts either.


just a lot of this
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Bus, Short Bus, and a 'tard Van!

i'm just sayin'.

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Originally Posted by pedagogue
Bus, Short Bus, and a 'tard Van!

i'm just sayin'.

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i'd take you up on that if you could guarantee the van was one of those chinese church group vans
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a van full of retarded chinese church go'ers? that is a very unique fetish.....

www.retardechinesechurchgoersinavan.com is still available!!!

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i bought bus a bottle of whiskey last year that he never drank (probably because i drank it) for his birthday... i was trying to make up for drinking his disarannos and expensive rum... should I replace the stuff i drank (won't happen, unless i get some scholarship from the liquor store) OR should i dance naked and make mojitos for him and serve them in hand-made oragami cups
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I saw a kick ass betamax NIB on eBay last night. That would fucking RULE!!!!!
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I was talking to Bus about scotches in another thread some time this year or last. Maybe you could add a new bottle to the collection?
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Actually, I just found the thread here: Bus and scotch

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Clothes and shoes. You two are clearly both Metro.

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Originally Posted by Thor Simpson
Clothes and shoes. You two are clearly both Metro.


what's that supposed to mean? are you referring to the term metrosexuals, or are you suggesting we reside in the metropolitan region of delaware? i am hoping you mispelled retro, because we are.

and as a woman, i don't believe i am allowed to be placed in the metrosexual category, unless the guidelines have changed and it no longer refers to well- dressed men.


i got him sandals last year, so a repeat of footwear is boring.


minor- thank you for the link.. i might just make him jello shots with his expensive alcohol
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