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Old 06-30-06, 08:57 AM
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Help me inspect the damage (pic)

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Old 06-30-06, 09:01 AM
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Old 06-30-06, 09:02 AM
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You know, someone told me yesterday that this is *the* reason not to have your kids back to back.
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Nope not my kids lol
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Old 06-30-06, 09:03 AM
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How the heck did they get the lid off?
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note the drapes and leather couch.
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You can't turn your backs on them for a second! Did they at least get paint on whatever you meant to paint?
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Old 06-30-06, 09:08 AM
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The one on the right looks like he was eating half of it!!! lol. And I thought my flood damage was bad.
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Old 06-30-06, 09:29 AM
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Are we including the cost of getting the blood out too ???
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Old 06-30-06, 09:31 AM
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That's what you get for letting them sip your alcoholic drinks.
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Old 06-30-06, 09:33 AM
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They *were* his kids....now they are in some traveling circus.

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Old 06-30-06, 09:33 AM
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I'd say at least $4000-$5000. TV, flooring, couch, drapes...
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If these had been my kids, DVDTalk would have been witnessing its first member-initiated double infanticide.
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well.. if the plan was to paint the carpet.. then they got a good start on it for you
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What's the going rate for 2 kids on craigslist?
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Old 06-30-06, 09:58 AM
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Any parent that would leave their very small children alone long enough to let them do all that deserves everything they got.
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Originally Posted by TomOpus
What's the going rate for 2 kids on craigslist?
Whatever the market will bear. $50,000.
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Originally Posted by Numanoid
Any parent that would leave their very small children alone long enough to let them do all that deserves everything they got.
That paint can could of already been opened, lid tapped down, and I bet those kids could of done all this during a 10 minute phone conversation in the other room.
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And people say dogs are messy.
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Old 06-30-06, 10:15 AM
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Who goes to get a camera after finding this?

Aww, how cute. Little Timmy ruined my living room. Let's reinforce it with a photo. Now, smile big for the camera.

Me thinks the kitchen will be next.
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Old 06-30-06, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Palaver
Who goes to get a camera after finding this?

Aww, how cute. Little Timmy ruined my living room. Let's reinforce it with a photo. Now, smile big for the camera.

Me thinks the kitchen will be next.
That's what I was thinking first. Then I thought, maybe they just figured it was
a) their fault for leave two young children unattended in a room with an open paint can
b) nothing you can do about it now. Getting pissed isn't going to clean the mess up.
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Old 06-30-06, 10:26 AM
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This is why I don't have any kids!
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Old 06-30-06, 10:26 AM
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Take the picture and you can keep it as "exhibit A" any time the kids want something later in life.
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My oldest son managed to climb on top of the microwave and get the brand new package of food coloring (the liquid kind, red, yellow, blue and green). He wanted to paint his feet and did so while sitting on the living room floor. He did a great job on his feet and legs then got up and toddled around for a bit (he was 3). My husband and I were in the computer room installing a new game, I think it was Revolt. All of this took place in under 5 minutes and we were honestly just in the next room. He did it all without making a sound...

Thank God we had renters insurance (we were living in a rental house at the time). My first instinct was to kill the little shit but my husband kept me away and instead got the camera and yeah, we took a bunch of pictures and laugh about it now.
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