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Old 05-29-06, 01:39 AM
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I have an Irish accent. I can just read the ingredients off a random bottle.
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Make sure you wear your black jeans, chicks dig black jeans.

I like my black jeans...
Old 05-29-06, 09:10 AM
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Treat a queen like a prostitute...


Ewww, no thanks.
Old 05-29-06, 10:30 AM
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I'm usually the one being approached. Seriously, it's odd how many random girls want to jump my bones. I'll be sitting at a red light, and all of a sudden there's a tap-tap-tap on my window, and I roll it down to find some random female asking, "hey baby, you looking for a date?"

Yeah, I'm a stud.

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Old 05-29-06, 10:54 AM
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Just wear a wedding ring, and suddenly beautiful young women will be throwing themselves at you every day!!!

At least that's what my wife seems to believe.
Old 05-29-06, 10:57 AM
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I'm usually the one being approached. Seriously, it's odd how many random girls want to jump my bones. I'll be sitting at a red light, and all of a sudden there's a tap-tap-tap on my window, and I roll it down to find some random female asking, "hey baby, you looking for a date?"
Maybe you were driving in some red-light district? Cuz that's what pros do, ya know?
Old 05-29-06, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by GMan2819
Maybe you were driving in some red-light district? Cuz that's what pros do, ya know?
I think that was the joke.........

I attract women, but they tend to be of the Crazy Variety.

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Old 05-29-06, 11:05 AM
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Ah, ok. I think I'm humor challenged sometimes...
Old 05-29-06, 11:25 AM
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Why are you looking for lines? Why are you trying to date random girls?

If in a potential dating environment (party, club, etc...) Just go up and say hello, ask how they're doing, make small talk and see if you hit it off. If you do, ask them out, if you don't, move on.
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Originally Posted by NatrlBornThrllr
I'm usually the one being approached. Seriously, it's odd how many random girls want to jump my bones. I'll be sitting at a red light, and all of a sudden there's a tap-tap-tap on my window, and I roll it down to find some random female asking, "hey baby, you looking for a date?"

Yeah, I'm a stud.

-JP
Huh? This is San Marcos! Aint a damn person over there hot!
Old 05-29-06, 05:54 PM
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"Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Esmeralda?"
Old 05-29-06, 06:06 PM
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Hey Baby! If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

The classics. Do they ever fail?
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Originally Posted by Atreus
"Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Esmeralda?"
So, how many women have you found that swear their name is Esmeralda?
Old 05-29-06, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by crazyronin
So, how many women have you found that swear their name is Esmeralda?
It seems to be a very popular name in this town.
Old 05-29-06, 08:57 PM
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I am glad I found a somewhat normal girl and married her. I think the line that worked with her was 'hi, my name is billyjackbobbyjoe what is your name?'

We chit chatted - I did buy her a beer.

Then I proceeded to abandon her on the dance floor (I am just not a dancer, way too white ). At first she thought, what a dick, but then somehow she got over it.

Then later that night, she passed out on my shoulder in the back seat of her friends Blazer (we were all driving home, no funny business, they were giving me a ride back to my car).

We dated fairly consistantly after that and I think both of us were looking for something more, so it all worked out.

Only use a line if you are the type of guy that can pull it off, ya know, make the cheesy line a joke and then sweep her off her feet. Otherwise keep it real and just talk to her as if she were any other person in the world you were talking to.

I had one friend in my single days that was the chick magnet. The biggest asshole you would ever want to meet and girls threw themselves at him where ever he went. I mean hot girls. He was just always loud and obnoxious (but in an entertaining way, not in a sloppy drunk get away from me way) and you couldn't help but stare at him in a public place because he was always doing/saying something.

For him it was all about the eye contact. He would be stupid or he would turn to a girl and say something off the wall and wait for a response. Once he made eye contact, he would go for it, just go say anything, like even stupid stuff like why were you staring at me. Then it was all ego and attitude that carried him to parking lot sex later that night.

His famous line was to go up to a couple that were obviously dating (he would check for rings and generally avoid married couples) and say something to the girl like - you could do better - and point at the guy and make a funny face. He would then walk away somewhere, but stay in line of sight, if the girl kept looking at him then he knew he was in I will warn you, one time this got him a beer bottle over the head (from the guy) and he ended up in the hospital with 8 or so stiches.

The point is, ladies do not want the guy that sits there and stares at his beer all night. Be alive, be talkative, be friendly, SHOW PERSONALITY, and leave your problems/chip on your shoulder at home for the evening. Also, have something to talk about that is interesting to others.

Another 'line' I have seen work was a guy just walking up to a girl and saying - you are beatiful, would you like to go on a date? The girl was pretty, but not that beautiful and I am sure that didn't happen to her often. The short story is the guy got the date, but that was it, she would never call him back after the one date.
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Originally Posted by DarthVong
Would you like a free breast exam?
Yyyyyeah, all right. I have seen men try this and be flat-out CHASTISED by women for this. Breast cancer is not a joke to most women. I wouldn't try this one, ever. Seen it backfire immensely.
Old 05-29-06, 11:10 PM
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I just remembered that one of my coworkers used to stand by the exit as the club got out asking "You fuck?" It seemed to work for him, but you have to wonder if that's the kind of girl you want.
Old 05-30-06, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Ravenous
Huh? This is San Marcos! Aint a damn person over there hot!
Haha, I see you haven't been on the SWT/Texas State campus in a decade or three.
Old 05-30-06, 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by 4KRG
I had one friend in my single days that was the chick magnet. The biggest asshole you would ever want to meet and girls threw themselves at him where ever he went. I mean hot girls.
I have a couple friends like this too. Amazing how they can just turn it on whenever they want - and they're pretty average guys, nothing spectacular about them. It's all in their attitude and confidence.
Old 05-30-06, 01:58 AM
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In Arnold Schwarzeneggar's voice, say: "I jus wun ta grab ya, and HUG YA HUG YA HUG YA HUG YA!" On the "hug ya hug ya" part, grab and hug her aggressively. She'll be too confused to say no.
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Do you like babies? How about I put one in you.
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The word for today is, "legs."
Let's go upstairs and spread the word.
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Here's one I overheard a while ago...

"Hey baby, I got a rattlesnake in my pants that needs a wet home for a few minutes."

The lady frowned and kept walking.

"Is that a no to my offer?" "Well fuck you bitch!"
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Hi, want to get into Disneyland for free?

Yes, I also have to come!

Chris

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Originally Posted by pedagogue
I attract women, but they tend to be of the Crazy Variety.

-p
Is your real name
we don't link to adult here

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