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Batman vs James Bond

Old 03-26-06, 12:10 PM
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Batman vs James Bond

They both have fast cars, cool gadgets, and hot women. But who would win in a fight? I think that Bond could hold his own but if it got down to fist-a-cuffs Batman would win.
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Batman without a doubt.
Old 03-26-06, 12:13 PM
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You posted before I even finished the poll Bus.
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"fist-a-cuffs"? Try 'fisticuffs.'

Why do so many people online guess at things they can't spell, displaying their ignorance for the entire net to see? Curious social phenomenon, that. Particularly when even webgeeks have access to dictionaries and the like online, just a few keystrokes away.

At a distance, I'd give Bond the edge. Mano-a-mano, the edge goes to the caped crusader.
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Hand to hand? Bond would get his butt kicked. Judo can only do so much against an armor-clad dark knight.

But Bond has gotten laid way more than Batman.
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I am sure Batmain gets laid every night. Just ask Robin
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Originally Posted by drmoze
"fist-a-cuffs"? Try 'fisticuffs.'

Why do so many people online guess at things they can't spell, displaying their ignorance for the entire net to see? Curious social phenomenon, that. Particularly when even webgeeks have access to dictionaries and the like online, just a few keystrokes away.

At a distance, I'd give Bond the edge. Mano-a-mano, the edge goes to the caped crusader.

I did a spell check and got No Errors found.
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007 would kick that "rat with wings" ass
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Originally Posted by Graftenberg
I did a spell check and got No Errors found.
Which demonstrates clearly that a bit of knowledge is far superior to any spell check. Although I guess literacy is hard to come by on a diet of movies and comics.
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Originally Posted by Graftenberg
I did a spell check and got No Errors found.
Syntactically scanning hyphenated words is impossible.
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Batman all the way. Batman has taken on the likes of Superman and Clayface. Who has Bond fought? Some guy with a can of gold spraypaint.
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Originally Posted by JasonF
Batman all the way. Batman has taken on the likes of Superman and Clayface. Who has Bond fought? Some guy with a can of gold spraypaint.
You're ignoring one important point: Batman is fake. James Bond is real.

And he's getting younger with time!
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Bond has to depend on too many people for weaponry & information. C'mon, the Batman figured out who Superman is.. you think it'd be difficult for him to snuff Bond if he wanted to?
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Bond might have a chance in a game of strategy. But in a fist fight, Batman would win.
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Hands down, the Batman would win in any combat with Bond. Bond is a mildly conflicted, self-centered hero, with the support of Her Majesty's government behind him. The Batman, on the other hand, is a smoking bomb of barely restrained rage tempered with an obsessive intellect focussed on preparation to overcome any conflict in his war on crime. In a test of wills alone, without all the gadgets and gewgaws or even raw muscle, Bats still wins. However, I believe that he would look for a way to turn Bond into a useful tool rather than defeat him outright. [/geek]

BTW, do I smell vinegar?
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Is that book Bond or movie Bond?

While the movie Bond of late is "mildly conflicted" the book Bond was a "smoking bomb of barely restrained rage" against both SMERSH (Smyert Shpionam or "Death to Spies) AND SPECTRE (the Special Executive of Counter Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion) and kicked both their asses in a worldwide conflict. Batman takes on disorganized psychopathic criminals in ONE city.

Advantage: Bond, James Bond.

Book Bond and movie Bond get more ass than a toilet seat. Batman,

Advantage: ohhh, James.

Bond women: Pussy Galore, Tiffany Case, Plenty O'toole, Honey Rider, et al.

Batman women: Catwoman, Batgirl

Advantage: Bond

Bond: Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred.

Batman: Warm milk? I have no clue.

Advantage: (you have to ask?)

Final tally: Bond rules, Bats drools

thus ends my geek rant of the day.
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It's irrelevant nowadays - considering the last Batman film was essentially just another 007 yawner.

They're the same man.
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Ummm, nobody beats Batman...NOBODY!!!!
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Bond is a hell of a lot sneakier than Batman.
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Batman up to the Batman Begins movie? Batman wins.

Bond didn't invent his own gadgets and such, had ta get them from Q. Batman created his own stuff, which makes him more deadly. That is, of course, until the Batman Begins movie...where Morgan Freeman basically was his "Q."
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Batman.
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Adding Bandoman to this poll makes all other answers null and void.

BANDOMAN RULES ALL!!!!!
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Originally Posted by NCMojo
Adding Bandoman to this poll makes all other answers null and void.

BANDOMAN RULES ALL!!!!!
Please. I heard Bandoman got handed his ass by a roving pack of Care Bears.

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