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Old 03-25-06, 08:49 AM
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Found: one magnum XL condom, needs good home

I was doing laundry at the apartment complex laundry room and as always I checked the machines to be sure there was nothing left in them before using them. At first I thought it was a gold candy wrapper but when I picked it up I discovered it was a magnum XL condom. Someone's going to miss out on so action tonight.
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Feel free to mail it to me.

Along with a packet of rubberbands.
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Why is it never money?
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Danger
Why is it never money?
I did find a dollar in front of the dryers.
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So you now have 1 dollar and a huge condom....


Good times.
Old 03-25-06, 10:10 AM
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Here's one idea for what you can do:

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It wasn't used right?





BTW, can you flush condoms down the toilet or is it a clog hazard? (probably more so for the one you found)
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You could always do a "Cinderella" search and go door to door....




Uh, nevermind....
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Originally Posted by TomOpus
You could always do a "Cinderella" search and go door to door....




Uh, nevermind....
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Originally Posted by Buford T Pusser
It wasn't used right?





BTW, can you flush condoms down the toilet or is it a clog hazard? (probably more so for the one you found)
Can flushing something that is not biodegradeable down a pipe of finite size potentially leads to problems? That's a thinker right there.
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Originally Posted by TomOpus
You could always do a "Cinderella" search and go door to door....




Uh, nevermind....
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Invite Kittydreamer over for a glass of Magnum XL.
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Sorry, Kitty but that's STILL funny
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worst pick up line ever.
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Originally Posted by logrus9
worst pick up line ever.
damn and i was gonna use that line tonight.
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Originally Posted by Joe Molotov
Invite Kittydreamer over for a glass of Magnum XL.
Drink up!

Hey Tom!
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Originally Posted by Bushdog
Can flushing something that is not biodegradeable down a pipe of finite size potentially leads to problems? That's a thinker right there.


That's what I told Mrs. Pusser!
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Originally Posted by Buford T Pusser
It wasn't used right?





BTW, can you flush condoms down the toilet or is it a clog hazard? (probably more so for the one you found)
When I was in school, we toured the local sewer treatment plant. They said that the condoms clog up the pipes used to spread water through the filters.
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Well, you could always use it the next time your significant other comes over. He or She may appreciate it.
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I was at Ultra yesterday and they were handing out condoms by the boxful. I guess with thousands and thousands of x'd out concert-goers it was probably a good idea.

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No wonder you love your hubby so much!
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You can send it to my house.

next week is 'fisting week'.

= J
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Originally Posted by Tarantino
You can send it to my house.

next week is 'fisting week'.

= J
Amateur....

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What Giantrobo is trying to say is that around his place every week is fisting week.

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