Buford T Pusser

As I finished paying for my purchase of the new Sounds cd, Shaniqua the cashier said to me, "Thanks. You good blood."

I walked away in shock. Did she say "bro"? No she definitely said "blood".

I guess I'm cooler than I thought.

Or have you been called "blood" too?

What does this mean?


(I've decided NOT to make this a poll.)








Here's the cd and there's no blood on the cover:

DarthVong

I speak jive.

She said that she appreciates you for who you are.

al_bundy

you're a

IDrinkMolson

Maybe she meant you had blood in your member? Were you sportin' a tent with that CD?

chente

Nice tits.

mikehunt

Aphex Twin

You are a square. Even Arnold knows:

asabase

All I saw was the cover art. What was the question again?

Sonicflood

JEEZ... who are those ladies on the CD cover??? Hawt!

crazyronin

Do you look like this? I think she said Flood



or maybe she said Fudd?



p.s. I concur on the tits

Bushdog

Let me put this to rest. I've met you, I know you online pretty well, too. You're a really good guy, but no, by no stretch of the word are you cool.

Buford T Pusser

*sniff


So do your consider yourself cool or cooler or just a really good guy too?

I'm leaning toward the latter.

DVD Polizei

Buford is cool. I said it before Shaniqua did. Sheeshuz. I can't believe Shaniqua would have more weight than DVD Polizei. I'm in tears.

Where's THEEK when I need him.

Buford T Pusser

TEK is probably at jury duty or picking something out of an orifice.

Bushdog

You're white, middle america and you're a Father of what, 3? I think Steve Urkel is cooler than you. That's not a bad thing though. Nothing wrong with being a good guy.

Phil L.

Was the cashier's name really Shaniqua?!? Are you sure you are not in Jersey?

I recently sent off for a 'sounds' CD that I thought was gonna be hot Aussie babes being all naughty. Here's what I got:




BTW: moving to "Busty Lesbian Album Cover Art" thread in Mature.

dork

You shelled out money for the umpteenth Blondie retread?

Yeah, when you look up "cool" in the dictionary, there's your photo, Buford.

shaun3000

So, um, you bought that CD for the [i]music,[/b] right? I know that's the reason I would buy it...

lordzeppelin

I had to go and check out what these chicks sounded like...You had to buy it for the cover. Please tell me you bought it for the cover...all the songs were basically the same with different lyrics.

Joe Molotov

Maybe you look like a guy she met at a drive-by shooting. Have you been involved in any territorial disputes with the Crips lately?

Buford T Pusser

I loves me some Blondie bling yo. They be Swedish so it's all good.

phatboy

so that confirms it...your a gangbanger.....FOOL!

Buford T Pusser

The chicks are not in the band. The band is four guys and a blonde woman. I saw them live last year and it's fun music.



I'm starting to think the DVD Talk crowd is not a good indicator of cool.




and no on the Crips.

shaun3000

Whatever, maybe we should move this to Adult--I don't get over there much, you know--and you can go find some more, uh, album covers.

Buford T Pusser

I believe it was Rypro that started a nude album cover thread there that could use a bump.