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Old 03-21-06, 11:49 AM
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How would you feel if your grandpa got caught cross dressing and pleasuring himself?

True story.

and I would feel very embarrased. Would it be worse if grandma dressed like a man and diddled at the Yarn Barn?



Cross-Dressing Septuagenarian In Lewd Bust

Cops: Pervy pensioner caught pleasuring himself in Ohio library


MARCH 20--Meet Samuel McGilton. The 72-year-old West Virginia man is due today in an Ohio court to face a misdemeanor public indecency charge. McGilton, you see, was arrested last Friday for an incident earlier this month at the public library in Bellaire. According to cops, a surveillance camera captured McGilton pleasuring himself while seated at a table in the library's mezzanine. And, yes, he was wearing a dress at the time. McGilton was similarly turned out when cops slapped on the bracelets last week, as can be seen in the mug shots on the following pages. Along with a flowered skirt, earrings, and bouffant 'do, McGilton was wearing red heels when arrested (though the shoes are not visible in booking photos). A police incident report describes the 5' 11", 210-pound McGilton's "method of operation" as "sexual fetishist, wore wig."

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0320061lady1.html


If it wasn't for the masturbation do you think anyone would noticed that it was a dude looking like a lady?



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I'd be more alarmed by the whole "walking dead" thing than the "cross dressing" and "pleasuring" thing.
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Wow..first a guy killing a kid for walking on his grass and now this....I'm not proud to be in Ohio!!
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Originally Posted by Groucho
I'd be more alarmed by the whole "walking dead" thing than the "cross dressing" and "pleasuring" thing.

Sorry for your loss.
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Originally Posted by paulringodaman
Wow..first a guy killing a kid for walking on his grass and now this....I'm not proud to be in Ohio!!

But this guy is from West Virginia and decided to soil the Buckeye State.




I'm sure some of you remember this photo. Also from the same police station.






We need a photochop mashup of those two characters.
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I'd be sitting on the sofa next to Groucho, probably talking about how much weirder this is than "Night of the Living Dead" ever thought about being.

They're coming to get you, Barbara ...
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I think I've dated this guy.
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I'm confused. I get that if he was pleasuring himself that it would be a problem. But the dress certainly shouldn't.
Makes me wonder if they invented the other charge because they didn't like the way he was dressed.
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Originally Posted by digitalfreaknyc
I'm confused. I get that if he was pleasuring himself that it would be a problem. But the dress certainly shouldn't.
Makes me wonder if they invented the other charge because they didn't like the way he was dressed.
I doubt it. Librarians have enough to do without adding the monitoring of patrons' dress.

I mean, hey, he wants to wear a dress, go ahead. But don't jack off in the public library.
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Proud. Hey, you do what you need to do, I'd be glad to find out my keep it up genes are still flowing at 72.
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Originally Posted by TracerBullet
I doubt it. Librarians have enough to do without adding the monitoring of patrons' dress.

I mean, hey, he wants to wear a dress, go ahead. But don't jack off in the public library.

I missed the "surveillance camera" part.

My bad.

Maybe he was tucked and it was hurting him?
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Originally Posted by Fok
Hey...at least he's dressed appropriate for his age. What's the big deal?

He still shouldn't be touching himself in public. Go in the bathroom like everyone else in that library
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That's not a woman's white shirt under that black sweater. Not even an old woman's shirt. I think that's an old man shirt, complete with elastic band at the bottom.
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Originally Posted by NCMojo
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see post #1.
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Had to go over to my grandpa house to fix his computer and he had about 20 gigs of porn on there.

That was pretty gross.
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Originally Posted by Green Smurf
Had to go over to my grandpa house to fix his computer and he had about 20 gigs of porn on there.

That was pretty gross.
20 gigs? Amateur.
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Originally Posted by adamblast
20 gigs? Amateur.
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Originally Posted by NCMojo
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As the lyrics to "Dream On" suggest, growing old sucks
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Originally Posted by NCMojo
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Why? He doesn't look anything like a rag doll.
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The man hands were probably the first tip off.
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