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FYI! Use EXTREME CAUTION when removing Pixy Poo!

Old 03-17-06, 05:50 PM
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FYI! Use EXTREME CAUTION when removing Pixy Poo!

Damn if I didn't just find a fairy dropping clinging to the innermost, nose-close side of my eye, and as I attempted to remove it (using my fingernail), I found that it wouldn't budge, so I applied a little bit more pressure, and it still wouldn’t move, so after a couple more attempts, I put the pedal to the poo, and wouldn’t ya know it? My fingernail at full throttle (with finger still attached) slipped over the sticky but crisp sleepy sand-pie, dug into my face, and it didn’t stop until I had scratched the HELL outta 2 inches of skin below my tear duct! &

Now I’ve got this rug burn-like, stinging, almost bleeding, red stripe-ish, thingamabobby on my mug for all the world about me to gawk at and see.

However...

I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!!

So, tread lightly upon the sleepy crystals that gathers at the corners of your eyes, because you may not fare as well as I, and be suddenly overtaken and tragically injured and or scared for life by nothing less than a tiny patch of Pixy Poo!

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-o'tiny tek

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Old 03-17-06, 06:00 PM
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The fact that it took you until 6:50 p.m. to clean the sleepy seeds out of your eyes somehow disturbs me more than your disfiguration.
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I beg of you not to attempt to pick your nose.
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gruntee: After reading your post I thought the very same thing, but it's only just after 3 out here in Los Angeles.



Noidy: I've got a story about removing cartilage that will curl your toes!

THEEK!

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<----this was the culprit.
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Rose: GOOD GAWD NO!

Not "The Flatulent Fairy!"

OH, MAN!!! That's funny & disgusting at the same time!

(You know...she kinda looks like young Wilma from the Flintstones!)

I was rather hoping it was another fairy/pixy creaturette...



-o'tiny tek

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Tink is a minx...
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I didn't think you were PixyJunket's type?
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Have you tried that "Goof Off" or "Goo B-gone" stuff?

It works for cleaning sticker residue off windows, it should work just as well on tear ducts.
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Originally Posted by The Edit King
Damn if I didn't just find a fairy dropping clinging to the innermost, nose-close side of my eye, and as I attempted to remove it (using my fingernail), I found that it wouldn't budge, so I applied a little bit more pressure, and it still wouldn’t move, so after a couple more attempts, I put the pedal to the poo, and wouldn’t ya know it? My fingernail at full throttle (with finger still attached) slipped over the sticky but crisp sleepy sand-pie, dug into my face, and it didn’t stop until I had scratched the HELL outta 2 inches of skin below my tear duct! &


Wow... just...wow.

I have to at this classic-style post... glad to see you back to your COLORFUL descriptions!

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Looks like we're calling you One-Eyed THEEK.
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Please don't start a thread about any fairy dropping clinging to the innermost folds of your "one eye".



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Oetheek!
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Next time be more careful when cleaning up after a mucopurulent discharge!
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Ah, that's so nice to see The Edit King still alive.


Btw, hey TEK!
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Full throttle left a 2 inch wound? You need to check your brakes.

Welcome back. How's the neck?
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TEK, you are now required by law to trim your nails. Use hot water on a towel... erm... make that WARM water on a towel in the future.

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