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Old 03-17-06, 04:37 PM
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The divining rod that is a cat's nipples...

The following is an exerpt of a conversation I had with my wife when I came home from work yesterday.

wife: I think the cat is pregnant. Feel her nipples.

kvrdave: I'm not going to feel our cat's nipples.

wife: But I think they are getting bigger...feel her nipples.

kvrdave: I have no basis of comparison, so feeling her nipples wouldn't tell me anything.

wife: But they have gotten bigger

kvrdave: Than what? I have not felt her nipples prior to this so I would not know what to compare it to. In fact, I don't know that I have felt any cat's nipples, so this would give me n=1 which does us no good. If I were reading tea leaves, I would not know how to interpret it. Likewise, the cat's nipples give me no information.

wife: Well she is getting bigger, and her nipples are bigger than the other cats'.

kvrdave: Then it is quite possible that her nipples are simply getting bigger as a result of all of her getting bigger. She is inside a lot, it was winter, cats get bigger....why have you been feeling all the other cats' nipples...to compare them?

wife: You are making this sound stupid. Yes, I compared them, and this cat's nipples are bigger.

kvrdave: I am not going to feel the cat's nipples. When's dinner?


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Why won't you feel the nipples, Dave?
Old 03-17-06, 04:42 PM
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C'Mon feel the nipple.
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I have nipples, can you milk me?
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[badasscatlover] Why is your cat not spayed?!?![/badasscatlover]






Old 03-17-06, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Thor Simpson
I have nipples, can you milk me?
Yes, but not through the nipples.
Old 03-17-06, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by grunter
Yes, but not through the nipples.
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I have nipples and milk but I don't want to be milked, thanks.
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Originally Posted by grunter
Yes, but not through the nipples.
Old 03-17-06, 04:57 PM
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Wow. Okay, I'm out of here.
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http://www.2ndchance.info/felinelabor.htm

You might notice subtle indications of pregnancy after the first three weeks. The catís nipples begin to swell and their color changes from white to a rosy pink.
Your wife does have a point...
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Originally Posted by La Bella Rose
http://www.2ndchance.info/felinelabor.htm



Your wife does have a point...
But not having felt the cat's nipples earlier, I don't know what I would be comparing.

Ah, and about having the cat fixed. Here is a dirty secret about the boonies. Often people have barn cats to keep the vermin down in their barns, feed sheds, etc. They don't have them fixed because they tend to lose enough to coyotes, raccoons, etc. that nature seems to have found a balance.
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Hey, if you get close enough to whisper, give 'em a lick.

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Originally Posted by La Bella Rose
Come on, it's Grunter. You shouldn't be shocked!

Chris
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Why is it that pregnant people always want everyone else to be pregnant too?
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Originally Posted by ShallowHal
Hey, if you get close enough to whisper, give 'em a lick.

Tastes like Fancy Feast.
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I'm too introverted to comment in this thread.
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Originally Posted by mrpayroll
Come on, it's Grunter. You shouldn't be shocked!

Chris
OK fine I admit it, I just like the : eek : smilie...
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Originally Posted by Bronkster
I'm too introverted to comment in this thread.
"Inny" nipples, huh? Bummer.
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Don't they make little suction cup thingys to fix that?
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Originally Posted by mrpayroll
Come on, it's Grunter. You shouldn't be shocked!
Grunter + Thread with "Divining rod"

Yeah, no shock there.
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Originally Posted by La Bella Rose
Don't they make little suction cup thingys to fix that?
Old 03-17-06, 06:03 PM
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