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Old 03-13-06, 07:51 PM
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My birthday's in two weeks. What are you getting me?

Blah, blah, blah. My name's Jules Winfield. If you don't know who I am, ask any of the losers who've been here forever(Bandoman, Jackskeleton, um, I think that's it.). There's really no excuse if you don't know me personally for not getting me a gift. I like DVD's, hard liquor and the occasional finger up my pee hole. I take gift cards also. I know you have cash to spare and instead of giving it to yourself, you should give it to me. Why? Because it's my birthday, you selfish bastard. So, enoguh's enough, what are you gonna get me?
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Um, not a damn thing?
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Squat.

No, really. Squat and find out.
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Originally Posted by Kittydreamer
Um, not a damn thing?
Um...(Jules dropkicks Kittydreamer.) Who else wants to get me nothing?
Old 03-13-06, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Jules Winfield
Um...(Jules dropkicks Kittydreamer.) Who else wants to get me nothing?

Hey! Ouch! That hurt!
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Originally Posted by Jules Winfield
Who else wants to get me nothing?
Old 03-13-06, 08:03 PM
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I'll get you the same thing I got you last year!

Spoiler:
nothing
Old 03-13-06, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Kittydreamer
Um, not a damn thing?


STRONG AGREEMENT
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damn
seems like my gift for you has already been taken by everyone else
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You never get me anything, Jules. Why should I get you anything?
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It should actually go really well with nevermind's gift.
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I'll get you the same thing you got me last year.
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Love, love and puppy chow.
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edit: removed the wallet pic. although that word isn't censored anymore, I don't know if it should be in that big of letters either
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Originally Posted by Kittydreamer

Do you find that the anal beads tickle?
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Originally Posted by Buford T Pusser
Do you find that the anal beads tickle?
Seems like that's what your wife told me once but I could be wrong.
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Is that your way of saying: "That's what she said!"
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