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Old 02-20-06, 07:41 AM
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Questions about getting a full-body massage

Well my ex girlfriend gave me a gift card or gift voucher or whatever it's called for Christmas to a spa/massage clinic. It's incredibly expensive, like 110 dollars for a 60 minute full-body massage, but anyways I am looking forward to it.

Couple of questions.

1.) It's a full-body massage. So how much of your body/hip area does she (no I am not getting treated by a male) actually massage? Please jo ridiculous jokes.

2.) This may belong in the adult forum, I don't know, but what happens if you get an erection during the massage, which might well happen and probably has happened for a fair amount of people? Please spare me the sex jokes. I am asking a serious question. All that covers your hip area is a towel, right? That wouldn't conceal an erection very well. And it would be embarassing for some men, some probably wouldn't care, and the lady giving tbe massage might be offended, she might not care, and whatever.

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Old 02-20-06, 08:32 AM
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I would let her make the first move if you get wood. I hear some legit places will call the cops if you try to get them to do anything sexual. But who knows....
Old 02-20-06, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Giantrobo
I would let her make the first move if you get wood. I hear some legit places will call the cops if you try to get them to do anything sexual. But who knows....
I am not looking for her or me to make any moves...
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Originally Posted by Parcher
I am not looking for her or me to make any moves...

I'm just saying that they probably see wood that all the time. Don't worry about it. Think of her as a Doctor or someone you'll never see again. Just relax and enjoy.
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Can you get it to be two chicks at the same time, only for 30 minutes? Does it work that way?
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No jokes?

[checks forum] This is Other, right?
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no happy ending = no tip
Old 02-20-06, 09:07 AM
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The women see erections all the time when they're massaging. It's no biggie...and very natural. Hell, *I* got a hard-on when a woman massaged me.

It's amusing to me that you're scared of getting one from a man though. Fraid you'll catch the gay? Ridiculous.

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Originally Posted by twikoff
no happy ending = no tip
no tip = no happy ending
as well? That's not very considerate to our female/bad zipper accident patrons.

Originally Posted by digitalfreaknyc
The women see erections all the time when they're massaging. It's no biggie...and very natural. Hell, *I* got a hard-on when a woman massaged me.

It's amusing to me that you're scared of getting one from a man though. Fraid you'll catch the gay? Ridiculous.

He didn't say he was scared. I figured he just made the statement, anticipating the comments/questions.
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Originally Posted by digitalfreaknyc
It's amusing to me that you're scared of getting one from a man though. Fraid you'll catch the gay? Ridiculous.
Parcher ALWAYS manages to remind everybody that he's as straight as a beam of light in a London fog no matter WHAT he's posting about....
Old 02-20-06, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by digitalfreaknyc
The women see erections all the time when they're massaging. It's no biggie...
Especially in Parcher's case.
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Around here, the massage therapist doesn't do any work in the No-zone. In fact, a female friend has sore pectorals that her massage therapist won't work on because they're under her breasts.

My reaction to massage isn't an erection. It's either pain or relaxed sleepiness, depending on the intent of the massage.

If you don't get an erection, don't worry about it. She works on ten guys a day, and occasionally something is bound to come up. She's not going to be embarassed.
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And btw...most of the massages I have gotten don't do my front area. So if you get a woody, she probably won't even see it...unless she wants to. And trust me, if it's THAT type of massage, you'll know it.
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Originally Posted by SMB-IL
Parcher ALWAYS manages to remind everybody that he's as straight as a beam of light in a London fog no matter WHAT he's posting about....
Overcompensation much?
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Originally Posted by Parcher
Please jo ridiculous jokes.
Don't mind if we do...
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he posted a picture
you just need to scroll up and look closer
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Last year I was getting a full body massage on vacation, and the masseuse was a very attractive woman. I did get wood, and asked her if it was commonplace. (I must have been relaxed, or else I wouldn't have had the nerve to ask) She said with more massages, it would happen less often. She didn't seem to mind, so I guess it happens often.
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and what she meant was; the first time, you get away with it... the 2nd time, she will smack the head with a table spoon.
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Also, after my *ahem* experience...i was told that if it's an asian parlor, you're going to be offered a happy ending
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Ok, what's a happy ending? Is that like a hand job or something?
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Originally Posted by Kittydreamer
Ok, what's a happy ending? Is that like a hand job or something?
C'mere and I'll explain it to ya
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If you're worried about getting a woody, whack one out before the massage.
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My husband and I just got full body massages last Friday as an anniversary gift. We were in the same room. They didn't massage any "no-zones" as someone has already said. I told my husband I wouldn't divorce him if he got a hard on He did say afterwards when she was rubbing his thights (kind of in a "jiggling" mode) he got slightly aroused.

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