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Old 02-19-06, 09:34 PM
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Why pencils are not multitaskers

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_i...9967145468A551

Pencil-in-penis idea backfires on eager lover

Belgrade - A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the Kurir newspaper reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils." - Ananova.com

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Published on the Web by IOL on 2006-02-15 03:32:25
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Alright, all men can now remove their hands from their johnsons, where they flew as an automatic protection mechanism
Old 02-19-06, 10:01 PM
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A pencil jammed in your bladder sounds painful, but he's already survived being assassinated by Biggie so I'm sure he'll be alright.
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I have to think that shoving something up my penis would NOT get me in the mood for sex.
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Instead of a #2 pencil, he should've used a #4.

Idiot.
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Jesus...how did he even think this would work?

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