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Old 02-13-06, 04:47 PM
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cute link of the day: pandafix


Its got pandas! I couldn't resist.

NOTE: not a professional poster. not affliated with said panda site, nor gain anything from postings said pandas. pandas are cute and look cuddley. that is all.
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Panda shill. Expect an invoice for $1500 for advertising fees.

Old 02-13-06, 05:15 PM
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What? No information on how to neuter my panda? Misleading!

I guess it's like a species-specific Cute Overload! then.
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Cute pandas, btw.
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First off, it's important not to rile the panda bear. Although they may look cute and cuddly, panda bears are in fact very lethal opponents, with sharp claws and nasty pointed teeth. You should walk slowly up to the panda bear, careful not to make eye contact, stopping when you are no more than five feet away to allow her to become accustomed to your scent. She will typically grunt or snort her acceptance -- this may take a minute or two -- but when she does, you can carefully step up behind her and mount her from behind. Not too quickly now -- don't do anything that might be perceived as a threatening motion -- but you should be able to get into some kind of rhythm that the female panda will find not entirely displeasureable, if never actually arousing. Do try and bring yourself to climax quickly, as this is much more of a sprint than a marathon. Within four to five minutes of copulation, the female panda bear will undoubtedly bore of you and eviscerate you with her claws... so strike fast!

Next up on our weekly tour of zoophiliac activities: how to mate with a flamingo.
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They look tasty.

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