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Old 02-10-06, 12:49 PM
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Brokeback Mountain Grocery List

WEEK ONE
~ Beans
~ Bacon
~ Coffee
~ Whiskey


WEEK TWO
~ Beans
~ Ham
~ Coffee
~ Whiskey


WEEK THREE
~ Beans al fresca
~ Thin-sliced Bacon
~ Hazelnut Coffee
~ Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
~ K-Y gel


WEEK FOUR
~ Beans en salade
~ Pancetta
~ Coffee (espresso grind)
~ 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
~ 2 tubes K-Y gel


WEEK FIVE
~ Fresh Fava beans
~ Jasmine rice
~ Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
~ Medallions of veal
~ Porcini mushrooms
~ 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
~ 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
~ 1 extra large bottle Astro-glide


WEEK SIX
~ Yukon Gold potatoes
~ Heavy whipping cream
~ Asparagus (very thin)
~ Organic Eggs
~ Spanish Lemons
~ Gruyere cheese (well aged)
~ Crushed Walnuts
~ Arborio Rice for Risotto
~ Arugula
~ Clarified Butter
~ Extra Virgin Olive oil
~ Pure Balsamic vinegar
~ 3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
~ Large tin Crisco

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So...if I turn gay I'll eat better...?
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Originally Posted by Bandoman
So...if I turn gay I'll eat better...?
And more, apparently.
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"Bad 'Brokeback Mountain' parodies, I wish I could quit you!"
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You can't make fun of gay
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And what's hillarious is that at the end... they're fucking each other's asses so much, they just buy a big tub of Crisco! Huh? Isn't that funny???

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Originally Posted by NCMojo
And what's hillarious is that at the end... they're fucking each other's asses so much, they just buy a big tub of Crisco! Huh? Isn't that funny???

actually, i think that's a fisting reference, which is even funnier, since god knows that's one thing us gay guys can't live without.
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The suject matter of the joke doesn't offend me - the fact that it isn't funny offends me.
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Even Sherlock Homes was unable to find the funny:

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Quit hogging all the popcorn!
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Originally Posted by LiquidSky
Quit hogging all the popcorn!
Me and you.
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You two make a cute couple.

WEEK 1
~. Popcorn
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Me and you.

..and a dog named

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Originally Posted by kvrdave
Me and you.
kvrdave can't quit LiquidSky.
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Me and you.
Hey!
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Dude, Brokeback jokes are so January.
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Okay, okay. So I laid an egg.

*slinking away in shame*
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