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Free to good home: 3 Boys

Old 01-28-06, 12:45 PM
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Free to good home: 3 Boys

10 months, 3 years, and 7 years....

They will poop, cry, eat, and throughly destroy your house...

With this package you will get:
Dirty faces

Hissy fits

Baby bites


If you desire nail polish on the walls, food crushed in the carpet, mounds of laundry, and an extremely bad smell lurking from their rears at least four times a day these are the kids for you.

If you act now I can guarantee milk spilled on your carpet.

Hurry they will go fast!
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Old 01-28-06, 12:46 PM
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Man, I'd end up with 6. A basketball team and one reserve.
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Old 01-28-06, 12:57 PM
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Sure. It sounds free until the court delivers the shipping and handling charges.
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Before I send for the kids, I wanna take mom for a test drive.
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Before I send for the kids, I wanna take mom for a test drive.


The mom is running away and never coming back! So a test drive wont be an option...
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Old 01-28-06, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by La Bella Rose


The mom is running away and never coming back! So a test drive wont be an option...
Cool. I'll pick you up in my red convertable and we'll go rob a bank then see what sorts of trouble we can get into.
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Bella I don't think you live that far away from the Military academy, you should see if they want to start a preschool program.

Also I'm game for the convertible I need to run away for a while.
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I certainly don't want any kids whom I hadn't had the pleasure of participating in the manufacturing process.
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Old 01-28-06, 02:48 PM
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Pass, I'll wait for you to offer yourself up.
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Old 01-28-06, 03:09 PM
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No thanks. I have a single dog that does all of this for me already, and he's much less expensive to maintain.
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Old 01-28-06, 03:16 PM
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Meh, just send them to this Catholic School
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Old 01-29-06, 04:59 AM
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Actually, I'm looking for a Sexy young Mother of 3 boys to take as my wife.....

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Old 01-29-06, 06:26 AM
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Widescreen or full screen?
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Old 01-29-06, 04:51 PM
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But, just think, you can reenact all of your favorite movies.





No, thanks, though. Make sure to save these pages somewhere. I'm sure they'll love seeing this later on in life.
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Originally Posted by mndtrp
But, just think, you can reenact all of your favorite movies.





No, thanks, though. Make sure to save these pages somewhere. I'm sure they'll love seeing this later on in life.
or comedy shorts

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But honestly we all know they're going to turn out like this:

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Too bad they can't stay like this.

This is the son of one my dive buddies trying her gear on for size.
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If they know how to sew counterfeit Gucci wallets, I'll take 'em.
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Old 01-30-06, 11:44 AM
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LMAO @ the replies....

Originally Posted by mndtrp
Make sure to save these pages somewhere. I'm sure they'll love seeing this later on in life.
Yep, I saved a few screen shots... I’m adding it to the “embarrassing things mom did when we were young” file right next to the pictures of all three of them in the bath tub together...
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How strong are they? I'm almost moved out of my old apartment, but I could use extra manual labor the last couple of days....
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How strong are they? I'm almost moved out of my old apartment, but I could use extra manual labor the last couple of days....
I'm sure they would be more then happy to handle any fragile objects for you...

Do you have insurance?
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Originally Posted by Max Bottomtime
This is the son of one my dive buddies trying her gear on for size.
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