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Old 12-23-05, 01:09 PM
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Am I the only person who thinks this is messed up...?

This past weekend I went to a party. It was A LOT of fun until this "incident" happened in which I hope I can forget verrrrry soon.

My friend John had way too much to drink. He was in the bathroom puking for at least 2 - 30 minute "sessions" throughout the night. His very loyal girlfriend Kara was there with him every minute he was in the bathroom. My other friend Randy and I had to leave the party so we made our final goodbyes. We noticed the bathroom door was closed and figured John was at it again. We knocked on the door and told Kara to say bye to John for us and thank him for inviting us to this party. She told us to come inside and do it ourselves. So now, Me, John, Kara and Randy are in the bathroom.

Eventually John recovers and we say goodbye and he leaves the bathroom abruptly because he hears a dog barking and wants to play with it. He shuts the door behind him. Now it's me, Kara and Randy in the bathroom....

Kara tells us to take John home. He lives very close to me and its obvious he needs to be put to bed. Randy and I agree. Now, all of a sudden, another girl walks into the bathroom saying she has to "pee like she's never had to pee before." I say, "Ok, just let us get out of here and...." She interjects, "go ahead and keep talking, don't mind me." I say, "Really, don't worry, we're gonna leave." I open the door and Kara literally shuts it and says, "Just don't look, ok guys?" So we are discussing the exit of John while a girl is urinating two feet from me... I had my back turned, my hands on my eyes, and after 20 seconds, I made earmuffs, too. The car trip home was a very quiet one...

Am I the only guy grossed out by this? I've told all my friends and most think this wasn't weird and some even think it's cool. Although both girls are gorgeous, this was one of the weirdest things that ever to happened to me. I was traumitized for days. I'm not Larry Flynt. Up until then I didn't know the vagina could do that. And I didn't think this was hot at all. Take a girl's mouth, for instance. Instead of imagining kissing, it's like imagining her vomiting. Would you have been grossed out by this or am I not "open minded"?

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Old 12-23-05, 01:12 PM
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By your own admission you had a gorgeous girl with her pants down less than feet away from you, and nothing happend.

Yes, that is messed up.
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You were traumatized by... THIS? ummm ok.

Yeah.. girls pee... they poop too.
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I would think that was pretty cool, watching a pretty girl go tinkle.

Grunting and splashing, not so much.
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just ask danny from the real world.... his girl melinda pops squats outside of bars.... then when they get home.... he takes care of business.... they are getting married now...

my .02.


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It may be slightly weird that she didn't care that y'all were there, but everyone was drinking.

dude, it's urination, chicks do it ever day many times a day... out of their vagina. Just like you pee out of your dick. It's not hot, but neither should it be traumatic. Get over it.
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I can't believe you wasted time writing that whole thing because of a girl peeing a few feet from you.
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girls do that all the time. I thought it was a bit strange the first few times it happened to me, but then I just accepted it since the girls seemed so natural with it. It doesn't turn me on or anything, though.....

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what would have been cool is if she had a bad case of taco shits..
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Please turn in your testicles, you have violated the man code book. Page 787, "You are obligated to stare at any woman that exposes herself in your presense"

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I always thought that if a girl feels comfortable peeing in your presence, that was a good sign. Try to find out her name/number. Come back and post in a week. Pics are a plus too. Good luck!
Old 12-23-05, 01:23 PM
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OK, I wasn't traumatizied. hahahha used to strong of language. It was just very weird
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Originally Posted by waporvare
Please turn in your testicles, you have violated the man code book.
No shit. You'd think there was a blumpkin involved somehow.
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Ok, first of all, girls don't pee from their vagina. They pee out of their urethra, which is located above the vagina and below the clitorial hood.

Second of all, some people don't see peeing as a big deal...everyone does it.

Lastly, dude...chick with her pants down and you were freaked out by it?!? Did you catch teh gay?!?

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Originally Posted by Kittydreamer


Ok, first of all, girls don't pee from their vagina. They pee out of their urethra, which is located above the vagina and below the clitorial hood.
Anyone else getting turned on? Just me?
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Originally Posted by Kittydreamer


Ok, first of all, girls don't pee from their vagina. They pee out of their urethra, which is located above the vagina and below the clitorial hood.


I think you've got it backwards


Anyway, maybe she was a big girl and the bathroom began to smell like pressed ham or something, so the OP's reaction may have been warranted
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Originally Posted by Kittydreamer


Ok, first of all, girls don't pee from their vagina. They pee out of their urethra, which is located above the vagina and below the clitorial hood.
Do you really think we're that dumb? Wait, don't answer.

"Vagina" is just the general term for a chicks naughty bits, I don't think anyone was technically saying that the pee came out of the womb.
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Between this and the video game "Will my wife permit me to have this?" threads, I'm beginning to wonder about some of you guys.

I once had a friend's (now ex-) girlfriend pull me into the bathroom with her to pee and just stared at me the entire time. Now, that's hot.

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Hahahah I hope you guys are joking...How am I supposed to hit on a girl while she is urinating. She was drunk and told me to look away. It's not like she started peeing right there. And call me old fashioned, I wouldn't want a girl that pees in front of strangers!!
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Originally Posted by paulringodaman
She was drunk and told me to look away.

Now we have confirmation she was, in fact, drunk, with her pants down, 2 feet away, and nothing happened.

Maybe she was Canadian with a speech impediment, and actually said "fook away"

I repeat: yes, that is messed up.

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Originally Posted by 12thmonkey
Now we have confirmation she was, in fact, drunk, with her pants down, 2 feet away, and nothing happened.
Plus she was on a toilet.

He missed the perfect opportunity to pee in her butt.
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obligatory:

:nopics:
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Originally Posted by Kittydreamer


Ok, first of all, girls don't pee from their vagina. They pee out of their urethra, which is located above the vagina and below the clitorial hood.

Second of all, some people don't see peeing as a big deal...everyone does it.

Lastly, dude...chick with her pants down and you were freaked out by it?!? Did you catch teh gay?!?


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Originally Posted by Silt
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:nopics:
I got a pic with her, but I think she would be "pissed" if I put it on here...

Yeah ok, I got owned. Sorry girl urination doesn't turn me on...
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Originally Posted by paulringodaman
Sorry girl urination doesn't turn me on...
Remember this for future reference:

(Drunk gorgeous girl + her pants down) party + 2 feet away > urination

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