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Old 12-19-05, 12:50 AM
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The Cahppelle Theory...and his eventual downfall...

http://www.chappelletheory.com/index.html

Sorry if this is a repost. Whip out your tinfoil hats and enjoy.
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Dave is a devout Muslim?
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odd. still reading.

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I was willing to believe it until they started naming the members of "The Dark Crusaders". Farrakhan and Oprah? Yeah... ok.
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Wait! I take it back! I found this story about The Dark Crusaders.
Old 12-19-05, 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Roto
I was willing to believe it until they started naming the members of "The Dark Crusaders". Farrakhan and Oprah? Yeah... ok.
That's what I thought This sounds like an episode of South Park.
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My new favorite picture for these crazies with their wacky theories.

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The package which arrived via UPS contained a picture of Chappelle's sleeping children, taken the night before in Chappelle's house. A person who appeared to be of Al Sharpton's build was standing next to their beds.
Gotta love the specificity.

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Old 12-19-05, 05:07 AM
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The fact that this guy has no links to any information, even a few of the newspaper interviews that he mentions in his "theory," gives him even less credibility than if he were just a rampaging nut.
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White text on black background makes baby Jesus cry. It also gives me a headache and makes web professionals cringe. Somebody cut and paste for me while I go find some pills, pretty please?
Old 12-19-05, 11:47 AM
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Yeah, I'm probably going to have to call BS on this one.
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I stopped when I got to "Secret Cabal".
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I don't know, it seems like a logical theory to me.
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Originally Posted by Joe Molotov
Yeah, I'm probably going to have to call BS on this one.

Really? The theory seems reasonable...especially this part:

I opened my eyes to find one of the three men that appeared in my bathroom days before perched on top of my stomach, wielding a Colt 45 handgun with an enormous silencer. The other two men were holding me down. It seemed like my wife had been drugged, as she laid motionless but breathing next to me.

Oprah Winfrey leaned forward and whispered in my ear "you better watch your step we're representing interests more powerful than you can imagine. You do remember that Farrakhan killed Malcom, and that Cosby, Johnson and I have more money than God we can keep this harassment up forever. Is this what you want your life to be like Dave?"

The last thing I remember, someone knocked me out.
And this part:
On Tuesday, while watching an episode of the Oprah Winfrey show, Chappelle recalled being completely stunned when Winfrey turned to the camera in the middle of interviewing Tom Cruise and said "Dave Chappelle, you should be ashamed of yourself for airing that Niggars sketch on your show this week, I'm going to make sure you never work in Hollywood again."

The image, allegedly taped by Winfrey, and transmitted to Chappelle's house under the direction of Robert L. Johnson who called in some favors with Chappelle's local affiliate station manager, terrified Chappelle.
Don't mess with Oprah!!!!
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Originally Posted by Metrodub
Really? The theory seems reasonable...especially this part:



And this part:


Don't mess with Oprah!!!!
Those are the only parts that seem plausible.
Old 12-19-05, 01:20 PM
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Here's my theory:
Everytime I hear some 13-year-old suburban boy yell out "I'm Rick James, Bitch" from the first and only Dave Chappelle Show episode they've watched, i want to kill myself.
A few more times and I probably will.
Dave Chappelle has stronger will power.
Old 12-19-05, 03:53 PM
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I didn't read the link but is it a different theory than "Dave Chappelle has gone whacko"?
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I was liking the theory into hearing that Bill Cosby was involved. I think he's too busy sexually harassing women to join the black crusaders. At this point, do black people even like Cosby?


I prefer the dave is addicted to world of warcraft theory myself. Where did I hear that?

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Of course there's no hard evidence! It's a conspiracy! The evidence has been suppressed! (uh oh, I wonder If Oprah is going to get me for this post?)
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I thought this mystery was already solved...

Dave Chappelle hated being famous. So he stopped being famous.

Fin.
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I sorta wish it was true...

It'd make a great skit for his show though.
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Ummm... No.

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