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Old 11-14-05, 08:22 AM
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Never Not Funny

I'll start.

The Slidewhistle. Never not funny.





And of course, monkeys. Monkeys are never not funny. Even when they're ripping your testicles off, they still manage to amuse.

Old 11-14-05, 08:30 AM
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A real stuffed squirel liquour container thing. Always never not funny.


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Farts.

Comedy Gold....
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Originally Posted by Numanoid
I'll start.

monkeys. Monkeys are never not funny.
Even better...talking monkeys.

[banya]talking animals, they're gold Jerry, gold[/banya]

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Originally Posted by j123vt_99
I think you misread the title.
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Originally Posted by j123vt_99

it's funny, his mouth looks so "natural" in that position.....
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Googly eyes, never not funny.
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Originally Posted by Numanoid
I think you misread the title.

Are you doubting the genius of a prop comic?



He is wearing a tuxedo, but really it is a t-shirt... but it looks like a tuxedo..

it's gold jerry, gold
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Originally Posted by Giantrobo
Farts.

Comedy Gold....
Agreed! (lets a SBD go and slides out the door)
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Never not funny: Someone else getting kicked in the nuts. Anyone but me.
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As Mel Brooks said [paraphrased],

Tragedy is when I slip on a banana peel.
Comedy is when you fall down a manhole.
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Tasers?
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Never not funny: Someone else getting kicked in the nuts. Anyone but me.
agreed
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Originally Posted by cliffzig
Never not funny: Someone else getting kicked in the nuts. Anyone but me.

Or Football in Groin.
Old 11-14-05, 01:56 PM
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Horatio Sanz. That guy is always laughing so he must be hilarious.
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Elderly women falling down a flight of stairs.

Someone getting hit by a vehicle at full speed and their body flies through the air (like Brad Pitt in Meet Joe Black).

80 year-old men with enormously large boners.
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Originally Posted by Johny Boy
Elderly women falling down a flight of stairs.

Someone getting hit by a vehicle at full speed and their body flies through the air (like Brad Pitt in Meet Joe Black).

80 year-old men with enormously large boners.
I think you left out autopsies. Those are a riot.
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Maybe Biggie Smalls autopsy.
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Originally Posted by Johny Boy
Someone getting hit by a vehicle at full speed and their body flies through the air (like Brad Pitt in Meet Joe Black).
The flying-thru-the-air isn't a bad start, but the laughs really come when they bounce, either off the car or the ground.
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Groucho.
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Making fun of Bando.
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Originally Posted by Bandoman
Groucho.
I think you misread the title.
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