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TOTALLY URGENT SUBJECT MATTER!!! Pink or Peach?

Old 11-04-05, 05:58 PM
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TOTALLY URGENT SUBJECT MATTER!!! Pink or Peach?

As I was out and about (and minding my own business over there at Neiman Marcus the other day while shopping for some personal unmentionables), I just happened to say outloud (but speaking to myself, as I often do), "Wow! Is that pink or what?", and this woman standing nearby said, "Excuse me, but that isn't pink, it's peach."

WELL!!!

Realizing that she was actually speaking to me, I said, "Oh, come on lady! That's pink if I ever saw it!", but she went on to tell me how there must be something wrong with my vision, and vehemently persisted (in no uncertain terms) it wasn't the color pink, but rather how it was the color peach.

Now I didn't have all day to stand there and argue or debate the issue with the ol' sea hag, so I just cut to the chase and pulled out the Big Guns and blatantly said, "Oh, so I suppose it's, "The Peach Panther"? or "Peach Floyd"? or even, "Pretty in Peach"? Huh? HUH???

...but she just looked at me, shook her head, and walked away.

She knew without a doubt she had been OWNED (right then and there) by one of the "Masters of Owned-ology", and rather than become even more humiliated, she chose correctly and just walked away with her she-penis tucked deeply in-between her legs.



You know something?

Even though I think I settled her hash, I couldn't help but just stand there feeling kinda lonley, frustrated and empty, because not only was she very attractive (and well built to boot), I think she was roughly hitting on me (in an arm punching kinda-way that says, "Hey! I like you! Wanna go a couple rounds?"), but after a most private moment of deep sadness and undeniable regret, I gathered myself, wiped away a sweet tear of remembrance, and resumed my brief shopping excursion.

Did I miss something? Is Peach the "New and Improved" Pink?

You decide.

Here's an example:

Pink or Peach?



THEEK!

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Old 11-04-05, 06:06 PM
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Old 11-04-05, 06:21 PM
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Where's Art when you need him. I think he's the most qualified.
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Originally Posted by The Edit King
she chose correctly and just walked away with her she-penis tucked deeply in-between her legs.


Well, women have a better sense of distinguishing color, as men have a better sense of night vision. So maybe she felt like she was helping you out.

But that lady was wrong. That is indeed bright neon pink.


So, I take it you didn't buy those?
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Peach.
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Mmmm, neon peaches are the best, going in and coming out:

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Pink, never ever peach.
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Paul, can you do me a favor?

Since you post so infrequently here in The Other these days, can you call me ahead of time and let me know when you're going to post? That way I can hang around The Other and wait for your post and not come in hours late, like I have been having to do the last couple of months!

Thanx very much and have a great day!

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I SO did not need to know that this is the type of clothes you wear Paul. *shivvers*
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Originally Posted by MJKTool
I SO did not need to know that this is the type of clothes you wear Paul. *shivvers*

if that thong is what theek wears, he'd have to stuff it with a pair of underwear to fill it in


*so I'm told*


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Can you spread your pink? I can eat a peach for hours.
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Originally Posted by devilshalo
Can you spread your pink? I can eat a peach for hours.

Moving.... oh forget it!

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Old 11-04-05, 11:55 PM
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Oh, God no! If you are looking at those, TEK, the colour is the least of your problems.
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Originally Posted by The Edit King

Pink or Peach?



THEEK!
Actually its neither. The true answer is
Spoiler:
DISTURBING


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Without a doubt, it is hot pink.
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It is "Magenta"
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Whatever it is, it AIN'T PEACH. I'm an artist, I have training in this area.

I could see marketing trying to sell it as "peach", though, since many men have an aversion to wearing "pink". They are afraid their friends will think they have caught teh gay. This thong, though.... nah, just call it "pink", any guy with the balls to wear it won't worry about what his pals think.
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Danger
I could see marketing trying to sell it as "peach", though, since many men have an aversion to wearing "pink". They are afraid their friends will think they have caught teh gay. This thong, though.... nah, just call it "pink", any guy with the balls to wear it won't worry about what his pals think.
Are you talking about the color, or that particular item of clothing that TEK posted a photo of?
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Whoa! I don't really care what color it is, that's not something you should be wearing on a daily basis.
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Originally Posted by The Bus
It is "Mangenta"
fixed.

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