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HETRACIL: The prescription cure for homosexuality

Old 11-02-05, 08:33 AM
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HETRACIL: The prescription cure for homosexuality

Link to Hetracil

I don't see how this is serious but I didn't see any "joke" disclaimers on the site.



From the site:
Disease Information
More than 80 million Americans suffer from some type of Homosexuality, and one in eight persons need treatment for Homosexuality during his or her lifetime. Homosexuality is not a character flaw; it is neither a "mood" nor a personal weakness that you can change at will or by "pulling yourself together."

Many healthy men can identify with having some of the symptoms of homosexuality, such as experiencing sexual fantasies about other men; But Homosxuality is diagnosed only when these activities take at least an hour a day, are very distressing, and interfere with daily life.

We encourage you to Learn more specifics about homosexuality from your doctor- The more you know about the illness itself, the more you can do to manage and recover from it.

Hetracil is the world's most widely prescribed anti-effeminate; it has been prescribed for more than 54 million people worldwide. Chances are, someone you know is getting better because of it. Learn more about how Hetracil works to make you better, so that you can know what to expect while you work toward your recovery.
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It's manufactured by Sheety Pharmaceuticals. Get it?


(i.e. Not Real)
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Lame.
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Originally Posted by Numanoid
Lame.
I agree.

Now, if they can come up with some sort of vaccine to keep people from CATCHING teh gay. That would be something!
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Stuff like this makes me sick to my stomach.
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Now, if they can come up with some sort of vaccine to keep people from CATCHING teh gay. That would be something!
What a hateful and ignorant remark.

Do some research. This is exactly what the drug companies want you to think.

We give our children herbs and tree bark to keep them from catching teh gay.
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Here is an interview with the creator of the site: (link)

both sites (including the blog comments) are entirely fictional. They are from the mind of a writer named Benjamin. What he intended with these creations was to spur conversation on a “what if” scenario in which a cure for homosexuality (or at least feminine tendencies) becomes a reality.
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Anti-effeminate? I'm torn between and
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didn't SNL do a bad skit on this.... or was it Heterocil?
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I thought all you needed was Vitamins.
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I wonder what would happen if someone who was straight took some by accident?
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Danger
I wonder what would happen if someone who was straight took some by accident?
Instant sex change

Originally Posted by Thor Simpson
I thought all you needed was Vitamins
The only true cure is the power of God
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a “what if” scenario in which a cure for homosexuality (or at least feminine tendencies) becomes a reality.
Once again, the lesbians get shafted.
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Originally Posted by TracerBullet
Once again, the lesbians get shafted.
Ow!
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Originally Posted by TracerBullet
Once again, the lesbians get shafted.
That doesn't happen very often.
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Originally Posted by digitalfreaknyc
Stuff like this makes me sick to my stomach.
I'm so there with you.
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Originally Posted by digitalfreaknyc
Stuff like this makes me sick to my stomach.
Maybe you should discontinue use of this medication
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Originally Posted by dork
Do some research. This is exactly what the drug companies want you to think.

We give our children herbs and tree bark to keep them from catching teh gay.

Exactly. The FDA and the drug companies don't want you to know about the natural remedies for teh gay.

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Originally Posted by Randy Miller III
That doesn't happen very often.
Damn..

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Originally Posted by Abelkems
Maybe you should discontinue use of this medication
Honey, this shit would NEVER find it's way into my system. Besides the fact that if I were any MORE butch, I'd just be completely straight. It wouldn't take more than a dose or two.
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I take Robitussin whenever my gay flares up.
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Originally Posted by scottall
I take Robitussin whenever my gay flares up.
Robatussin? Why bother? Non-narcotic sissy-pansy bullshit.
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Originally Posted by RoyalTea
Robatussin? Why bother? Non-narcotic sissy-pansy bullshit.
The syrup gives me explosive diarrhea so I stay far away.
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Originally Posted by digitalfreaknyc
Honey, this shit would NEVER find it's way into my system. Besides the fact that if I were any MORE butch, I'd just be completely straight. It wouldn't take more than a dose or two.

I think you negate your butchness by starting a sentence with the word, Honey

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