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When you wipe, do you get a "mess" on your hand?

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When you wipe, do you get a "mess" on your hand?

Old 10-07-05, 05:16 PM
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When you wipe, do you get a "mess" on your hand?

This may sound ridiculous (and no I'm not obsessed with this subject), but I'm just wondering if I'm the only one who sometimes fouls his hand while wiping his rear end with toilet paper?
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Old 10-07-05, 05:19 PM
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No, but thanks for the offer. I was hoping this was a misleading thread title.
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Where's the I wear a diaper option?
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Old 10-07-05, 05:23 PM
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I do sometimes in the afternoon when I can't go in the morning. It just fucks up my whole day when I can't go in the morning.
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For Christ's sake dude....only when I have to use rocks!
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Ok. I think I used to have this problem when I was 5 years old.

Here is an unwritten rule that needs to be stated:
JUST BECAUSE the toilet paper is separated into little squares, that DOES NOT mean that you are obligated to use them ONE AT A TIME!
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Old 10-07-05, 05:32 PM
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No..

If I did, my username would be rearmunker, or buttnunker, or something like that
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WOW!
LETS JUST ASK ALL THE QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW!
1.How much toilet paper do you use per wipe?
2.How many times do you wipe?
3. How long are you in the bathroom?
4. Do you sit on the toilet?
5. Do you take your shirt off?
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I use about 4 ft
depends.. 5-10 times
in and out
Squatt
Yes...
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If you ever need to use a dollar when you're out of toilet paper, don't use three quarters, two dimes and a nickel.
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That's why I use the three sea shells.
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He doesn't understand the 3 seashells
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Originally Posted by Buttmunker
This may sound ridiculous...
Right!
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