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Holy Xenu! Katie Holmes pregnant

Heard confirmation that Katie Holmes is with child. I'm trying to figure out which movie he's releasing in 9 months that he needs to generate publicity for.
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Probably "The Next Best Thing 2: Crazy Love"...
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So who's the father?
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Hopefully it is NOT Tom's....
Old 10-05-05, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by warcp
Heard confirmation that Katie Holmes is with child. I'm trying to figure out which movie he's releasing in 9 months that he needs to generate publicity for.
Are we even sure the child's going to be an actor, at this point?
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I wonder how high the midochlorians will be in the kid.
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I wonder how high the midochlorians body thetans will be in the kid.
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Didn't she claim to be a virgin when she met Cruise? She got knocked up on her first go? Now that's rich.
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Originally Posted by warcp
Holy Xenu!
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$5 bucks says he names it Ron if its a boy.
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The terrorists have won...
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I hope she's getting paid well for this. It's the most ridiculous marriage since Harvey Fierstein and Rosie O'Donnell in Fiddler on the Roof.
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pics?
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Article link?
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Originally Posted by LorenzoL
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http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/news..._UK-CRUISE.xml
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes expecting baby
Wed Oct 5, 2005 9:44 PM BST



LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Movie star Tom Cruise and his fiancée, actress Katie Holmes, are expecting a baby together, a spokeswoman for the actor said on Wednesday.

News that Holmes, 27, is pregnant with Cruise's child was first reported by People magazine on its Web site.

"I can confirm that," spokeswoman Marlan Willard said when asked about the report, but added that she had no information about a due date or any other details.

A statement from Cruise's chief publicist, sister Lee Anne DeVette, added: "Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is every excited."

No wedding date for the couple has been set.

Cruise, 43, and Holmes, 27, began dating in mid-April, and he proposed to her in June at the Eiffel Tower in Paris, announcing their engagement the next day at a news conference.

A month earlier, Cruise had drawn snickers and raised eyebrows with a manic, couch-hopping appearance on "The Oprah Winfrey" show professing his love for the actress.

The twice-married Cruise, currently shooting the action movie "Mission: Impossible III," adopted two children, Connor, 10, and Isabella, 12, with former wife Nicole Kidman.
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I wonder who the sperm donor is. We all Tom is shooting blanks and besides, doesn't Katie have one of those icky vagina thingys?
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Thanks for the link.

An immaculate conception, that's my guess.
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They have already released a picture:

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The ironing would be delicious if she needed to start taking happy pills due to postpartum depression sometime next year.
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The ironing would be delicious if she needed to start taking happy pills due to postpartum depression sometime next year.
I'm sure they pay someone to do their ironing for them.
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Originally Posted by Jadzia
I wonder who the sperm donor is. We all Tom is shooting blanks and besides, doesn't Katie have one of those icky vagina thingys?
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Originally Posted by NORML54601
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from Late Night with Conan O'Brien's "If they mated" from a few months ago..

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That Conan picture would be accurate if one of the teeth was blackened, hill-billy style.
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Mission Impossible III is released on May 5th.

Guessing that she is a few weeks pregnant already...this baby could appear on the week of release. Gee, how much planning do you think went into this?
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Originally Posted by Numanoid
Didn't she claim to be a virgin when she met Cruise? She got knocked up on her first go? Now that's rich.
i dont remember those claims.. I cant believe she forgot all about me

but I really doubt it was a one shot knock up.. i would bet once she started getting it, she was like most girls when they first get started, where they cant get enough
until they get married of course......

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