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Old 09-20-05, 05:23 PM
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What should be the first words spoken on Mars?

We all know the famous 'one small step for man' line from the moon landing--what would be a good quote for landing on Mars?
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how about "Oooh diamonds!"
or "I name thee Planet Hollywood, Inc."
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"this is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."

let's not fuck it up this time, okay.
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That's for making me come to Mars. You know how much I hate this fucking planet!
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We wasted all this money for this??!!
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I claim this planet in the name of Earth!
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"Mars. I can't believe I'm back on Mars. Three times before this place almost killed me. I swore I'd never give it another chance to finish the job. Humans have got no business being here. No business at all."
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Originally Posted by scottall
That's for making me come to Mars. You know how much I hate this fucking planet!


Back when she still looked good . . .
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Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus:

"Fuck! Its a sausage fest up here!"
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I claim this planet in the name of Earth!
Come on since Bush started it shouldn't it be "I claim this planet in the name of the US the rest of you better stay the hell off"
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