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Old 08-21-05, 02:38 PM
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Courtney Love having Steve Coogans(alan partridge) baby

Courtney Love 'Having Steve Coogan's Baby'



Unlikely bedfellows: Alan Partridge star Steve Coogan and rocker Courtney Love


Rock singer Courtney Love is pregnant by Alan Partridge star Steve Coogan, it has been reported.

Love, 41, widow of Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain and former lead singer with the band Hole, discovered she was expecting the British comedian's baby three days ago through a home pregnancy kit, according to the News of the World.

She told the paper: "Yes, I am pregnant with Steve's baby, but I'd rather not talk about our relationship."

A friend of the singer said the baby was conceived during a two-week fling while the pair staying at the Sunset Marquis hotel in West Hollywood.

The unnamed friend said the pregnancy could not have come at a worse time for the singer.

The troubled rocker, who has an 11-year-old daughter Frances Bean, from her marriage to Cobain, is currently undergoing a 28-day drug treatment programme.

She was ordered into rehab last week after admitting using drugs while on probation.

Love is on probation in three separate drug and assault cases and will be sentenced for the violations on September 16.

"She hasn't made any decisions about whether she should keep the baby or not," the friend told the paper.

Coogan's marriage to Caroline Hickman came to an end last month after she divorced him on the grounds of unreasonable behaviour.

Coogan, 39, who is best known for his role as Alan Partridge, married Caroline in December 2002 shortly after they got back together after splitting up when he had a fling with a lap dancer.

The marriage lasted 16 months.
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That poor baby.
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That poor baby.
That poor penis
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Yay Alan!
Back of the net!
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She was ordered into rehab last week after admitting using drugs while on probation.
again?
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Have no idea who this guy is, but obviously he was desperate...

Why wasn't she sterilized during one of her drug black outs ??
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First I heard of them being together was this weekend, surely she's not pregnant that quick.
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I'd rather stick my cut-up johnson in a bucket of sewage.
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It's News of the World that reported this.

Don't they usually report on aliens?
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Originally Posted by Green Smurf
It's News of the World that reported this.

Don't they usually report on aliens?
It was "News of the World"?? Oh Jesus... move along, nothing to see here.
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Steve Coogan


Courtney Love


Steve was really good in 24 Hour Party People! I really enjoyed him as Tony Wilson.

As for Courtney, some of Hole's songs weere good.
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I thought she looked a little puffy at the Pam Anderson Roast... does anyone know when was that taped?
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So apparently love is blind
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That was classic intercourse!...or not.
"Steve Coogan yesterday dismissed a claim by troubled Courtney Love that she is having his baby.
A spokesman for the comic said: 'He is astonished by this. It’s ridiculous.'
Rocker Courtney, 40, says she is pregnant after a two-week fling with Coogan, 39, in Los Angeles."

"Well... at least I didn't get the lab-assistant pregnant and then never see the child... Back of the net!"
So many Alan Partridge quotes tie into this, it's eerie...

Alan: Kurt Cobain? Who’s he?
Ben: Nirvana. Blew his head off with a gun?
Alan: Why?
Ben: He was depressed.
Alan: Why, were they not very good?
Ben: No, they were great.
Alan: Oh. Someone should’ve told him!
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Well, he may not have gotten her pregnant, but I heard he did leave her an official Alan Partridge tie and blazer-badge combo.
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She gets pregnant on purpose so she can schedule abortions that conflict with court dates.
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Everyone should watch the Pam Anderson roast to truly appreciate how far Courtney has come with her drug issues.
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Her womb is so rotten and polluted, you could play it like a flute.
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Man, I know it isn't the cool thing to say, but every time I read something about Courtney Love, all I feel is pity. I don't want to rip on her, etc. She is just a poor little nut job that leaves me feeling sad for her. She should just be put to sleep.
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She should just be put to sleep.
That's your solution to everything.
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Why isn't digitalfreaknyc in here to protect Madonna Courtney Love?
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I thought she looked a little puffy at the Pam Anderson Roast... does anyone know when was that taped?
I want to say July 4th, because one of the roasters concluded their bit with "Happy Birthday, America", or words to that effect.

Edit: I stand corrected. August 7, according to this article

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Norwich radio star Alan Partridge says wild rock chick Courtney Love "violated my private area" in a sordid night of steamy sex.
Sitting in his en-suite room at the competitively-priced Red Sunset Travel Tavern on the outskirts of Los Angeles, the ex BBC chat show host told The Sun: "I know about sex, and let me tell you, in the words of the great Billy Idol, it was 'Hot In The City' that night."
Alan, 44, said: "I'm in LA for top secret talks about a chat show, sort of Larry King set in a local Harvesters with a medieval theme.
"Anyway, after some pretty gruelling meetings, I was enjoying a Ladyboy cocktail in the Cowgirl Lounge Bar downstairs when Courtney appeared.

"I was dressed sports-casual in some action slacks and some Jesus-style sandals that my PA Lynne had secured for me after a job I did for Millets.
"I don't mind admitting I was looking trendy and quite new age. I'll be honest, though. I thought Courtney was a prostitute when she approached me at the bar.
"When I asked for the bill of fare, so to speak, she laughed and told me to take her to my room."

It was once inside Alan's 25 dollar-a-night room that things got steamy between the ex-wife of Nirvana's Kurt Cobain and former Hamilton's Water Breaks sponsor Partridge. He said: "I know what these rock chick groupies are like. I've heard the tales. I once opened a branch of Dixons with Mark King from Level 42.

"We had a drink afterwards and he told me the sort of thing they got up to. But nothing prepared me for this.
"It was really diiirrrty. She knew all the moves. Missionary, Norwich cowgirl, and this thing called 68.
"It started getting really wild so I suggested time-out for the room service.
"I ordered the Big-Cowboy Ranch Platter, essentially a cheese and ham toasted sandwich served with a crescent of ready salted crisps, or potato chips if I'm using the local lingo. Excellent value at three dollars, roughly £1.50 sterling. She ordered the chocolate mousse.
"It wasn't until later I realised she was planning on eating the mousse from my bare bottom.
"I objected. I'm all for a party but chocolate mousse is a devil to remove and quite frankly I don't want to be part of wanton destruction of hotel property.

"The rest was a blur, to be honest. I vaguely remember being made to wear a pair of leather hot-pants along with my string-backed driving gloves, which I wasn't too keen to sully. Next thing I knew I had woken up handcuffed to the windowsill after being discovered by the Spanish cleaner.
"I was aching from below and discovered Courtney had completely violated my private area.
"I've been to hell and back. Now I hear she is expecting my child my life has fallen apart"
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