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I just had a sneeze backfire!!!

Old 08-17-05, 12:14 PM
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I just had a sneeze backfire!!!

GOOD LORD!!!

Talk about hurt!

I nearly blew my brains out my ears, and my eyes felt like they were gonna pop out! It was like having a bomb goin' off in my sinus!

...and all these years I heard sneezing was supposed to be orgasmic.

Note to self:

DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!!

TH...TH...TH...THA...EEK!!!

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Old 08-17-05, 12:17 PM
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I once sneezed and had a hiccup at the same time, it felt like I swallowed a football......
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Old 08-17-05, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by The Edit King

...and all these years I heard sneezing was supposed to be orgasmic.

I'd almost rather sneeze than have an orgasm. Less messy. The rush from sneezing is incredible.
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Old 08-17-05, 12:35 PM
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I figured that this occurred you were running to the bathroom and was a result of the severe beating.

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Old 08-17-05, 12:43 PM
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If it backfired.. shouldn't it be a fart?
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Old 08-17-05, 12:51 PM
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I sneezed, coughed, hiccupped, and burped all at once one time. Hurt like hell. Couldn't stop laughing for hours. The only thing that would've been better would've been to add a nice, beefy fart into the mix.
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Old 08-17-05, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Spanky BananaPants
I sneezed, coughed, hiccupped, and burped all at once one time.


Your lucky you didn't hack up a lung.
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Old 08-17-05, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Spanky BananaPants
I sneezed, coughed, hiccupped, and burped all at once one time.
Im not convinced... is that is even phsyically possible?
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Old 08-17-05, 04:23 PM
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Well, I think I sneezed and coughed at the same time once...

(Those are both exhales as it were...)

...but the hiccup is an inhale and a burp is an exhale...

(It would be near impossible to do that at the same time I'd say...)

So, I think maybe someone could possibly sneeze, cough, and burp, at the same time.
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Old 08-17-05, 04:58 PM
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You know when you're just finishing a head cold and you just constantly feel like you have to sneeze but you fucking can't? That's the worst thing in the world. Blue Nose.
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AMEN TO THAT, BROTHER!!!

But where do lost sneezes go?
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Old 08-17-05, 06:21 PM
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Don't take this the wrong way,

but do you create threads about every random off-the-wall event that happens in your life?


It's funny.
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Why, Yes. Yes I do!
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Old 08-19-05, 12:49 AM
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I've that happen and it was painful.
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Old 08-19-05, 08:24 AM
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This sounds worse then when I burped up a bubble of stomach acid and it popped and sizzled in mid-air right in front of my nose! (and hurt and stank and tasted like burned popcorn - yuck)

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Thanks for sharing.
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Old 08-19-05, 10:44 AM
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So does this mean your brain is full of snot?
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Originally Posted by majorjoe23
So does this mean your brain is full of snot?
my brain is full of these kind of threads from reading DVD other talk forum!!

whetehr this is a good or a bad thing has yet to be determined.
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Old 08-19-05, 01:42 PM
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The worst are those rare but all-too-awful sneeze farts. Ugh! You know, when you sneeze so hard that you rip one at the same time. The great thing is that the sneeze usually covers up the sound of the fart. But don't linger, otherwise you're gonna have a problem not unlike the one that DeputyDave had.
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Old 08-19-05, 09:44 PM
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Oh no, the worst is when you sneeze and pull a muscle in your jaw. The first time it happened to me (only a handful of times total) I was driving and had to pull over because my eyes were watering so bad with the pain. But this may not happen to everyone. I had a jaw distraction done and it's ony happened since then. Very horrible. It's like lockjaw because it's stuck open and you can't do anything except make gutteral noises from the pain.
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Old 08-19-05, 09:58 PM
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I have this condition that when I sneeze I get this incredible pain in either one of my arms or both. At first I thought it was a sign of a bad heart. THen I did a quick google search and found out it's not that uncommon. It's caused by a pinched nerve when you sneeze. It doesn't happen all of the time but when it does - ouch!!
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Old 08-20-05, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Buford T Pusser
I've that happen and it was painful.
What?

"...created threads about every random off-the-wall event that happens in your life?"

Gunshy: All Righty then...

majorjoe23: Yes.

hi_mom:

Anubis: That can really hurt if you do it wrong. I think I might have ripped myself a bigger one, one time.

PrincessT: I've done that too. It always takes a while for the cramp to subside for me.

C_Fletch: I know EXACTLY what you mean. I felt like a shocking & piercing pain. Scared me to death! (well, nearly anyways...)

I had a pinched nerve too, and I understand what you're talking about, and hope your better now.

IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHIN' THEEK!

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Old 08-20-05, 03:19 PM
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I forgot the word had.

Sorry for any confusion this may have caused.
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Old 08-20-05, 04:35 PM
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...I was just overlooking your gramatical shame and cut to the chase.

(...and would hope you would do the same for me someday. )
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