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How many times do you flagellate in a day, on average?

Old 08-12-05, 12:51 PM
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How many times do you flagellate in a day, on average?

I was taught that doing that in public was naughty so I try to hold it in all day then let out a window shaking blast when I'm alone.
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Old 08-12-05, 12:53 PM
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Umm. Flatulence and flagellate mean different things.
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Old 08-12-05, 12:56 PM
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I flagellate it as often as I can. Sometimes seven or eight times a day if I'm lucky.
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Old 08-12-05, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by chente
Umm. Flatulence and flagellate mean different things.
Yeah, what he said.

Congratulations on your shortest post in history, though, TEK.
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Originally Posted by chente
Umm. Flatulence and flagellate mean different things.


I was wondering who in this forum will admit to whipping themselves.
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So how many are now hitting dictionary.com to see what flagellate means?

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Congratulations on your shortest post in history, though, TEK.
THAT'S NOT THEEK!!! SOMEONE HAS HIJACKED HIS COMPUTER!!! EVERYONE TO L.A.!!!
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WHAT THE...

OH MY GAWD!!!

I didn't mean to post this!

I was making it a poll, with 1-5, 5-10, All day long, I hold it in until I'm alone, &, I never flagellate options, then thought NAW...

...and when I came back to the forum, the thread had posted!!!

OH, MAN!!! &
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Originally Posted by chente
Umm. Flatulence and flagellate mean different things.
WHAT THE...
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So how many are now hitting dictionary.com to see what flagellate means?
Well, "I" sure as Hell am!!!!

I guess I meant #2?

(...number 2??? PAH!!! & )

Main Entry: [2]fla·gel·late
Pronunciation: 'fla-j&-l&t, -"lAt; fl&-'je-l&t
Function: adjective
Etymology: New Latin flagellatus, from flagellum
Date: circa 1859
1 a : or flag.el.lat.ed /'fla-j&-"lA-t&d/ : having flagella b : shaped like a flagellum
2 : [flagellate] : of, relating to, or caused by flagellates [flagellate diarrhea]

THEEK?

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Originally Posted by The Edit King
WHAT THE...

OH MY GAWD!!!

I didn't mean to post this!

I was making it a poll, with 1-5, 5-10, All day long, I hold it in until I'm alone, &, I never flagellate options, then thought NAW...

...and when I came back to the forum, the thread had posted!!!

OH, MAN!!! &
There's the smilies we all know and love. Phew!

Everyone stand down. Crisis averted.
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Ok, but flagellate is still wrong.
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If you whip it into a frenzy, something will come out. That's what I've heard.
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Whipping it in public it's ALWAYS wrong in MY book!

(Especially in crowded elevators. )
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Whipping it in public it's ALWAYS wrong in MY book!

(Especially in crowded elevators. )
The elevator is the worst. Only the lowest of the low will let one rip in such a small, confined place.
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Wait a minute. Are we talking about Whipping or Ripping?

I mean, whipping it out is one thing, but ripping it out is another altogether!
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Originally Posted by The Edit King
I was making it a poll, with 1-5, 5-10, All day long, I hold it in until I'm alone, &, I never flagellate options, then thought NAW...

...and when I came back to the forum, the thread had posted!!!
I guess I know what THEEK's next thread is going to be. "Do you ever think about posting something, but then don't post it, but then go to the forum and find out that it's posted itself?"
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i let it rip when i can... the problem is the after length smell (falls to the floor)
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Originally Posted by raven56706
i let it rip when i can... the problem is the after length smell (falls to the floor)
which always prompts me to inquire "what crawled up your ass and died"

hahahahahahaha
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Giles: Could you imagine something actually doing that?

Joe:

raven: If you let one loose while going up (in an elevator) does the odor fall to the floor, and if your going down (as in returning to the lobby), does it go up?

OOH! What a great title for a future thread!

"Does gravity have any effect on your personal gasses?"



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my future brother in law can rip one and the smells stays for like 1 minute
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Originally Posted by Joe Molotov
I guess I know what THEEK's next thread is going to be. "Do you ever think about posting something, but then don't post it, but then go to the forum and find out that it's posted itself?"



You're on to him.


He'll probably blame a rather dignified gentleman, actually a CEO of what I believe to be very prestigious and successful company and or business for this debacle.
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Giles: Could you imagine something actually doing that?
yeah, you should see all the black eyes I get after I say that...
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You blamed a CEO for your email, why not your posts too? I say CEO's are in charge of your online destiny.

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BAD JOKE ALERT

You know why farts smell bad?

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So deaf people can enjoy them too.
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