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Old 08-12-05, 12:33 PM
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Barking Man Bites Mail Carrier

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...081200440.html

La. Police: Barking Man Bites Mail Carrier

The Associated Press
Friday, August 12, 2005; 7:35 AM

HOUMA, La. -- A mail carrier got bitten _ by a barking man, police said.

Mark D. Plumb, 20, of Butler, Mo., was arrested and charged with simple battery Wednesday after he ran barking from a house and bit the letter carrier on the shoulder, police spokesman Lt. Todd Duplantis said.


Plumb said he bit the carrier as a joke, and has no history of criminal activity or mental illness, police said.

Plumb was released from the Terrebonne Parish jail after posting $165 bond.
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he bit the carrier as a joke, and has no history of criminal activity or mental illness, police said.
Every criminal/psycho has to start somewhere, I suppose.
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Yet another lad seeking his 15 minutes of shame. &
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Odd, my first thought was that TEK had done it.
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(In all sincerity) That was MINE TOO!!! &
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I can see the joke in this... (albeit childish). Did he actually hurt the guy?
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No, I didn't. It was just a Love Bite.
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Originally Posted by The Edit King
(In all sincerity) That was MINE TOO!!! &
I hope you got your shots.
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I hope you got your shots.
I did! I did! I did!



(Only 3, but it was early in the morning and all...)

...and thank you for asking!
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I expect higher quality news stories from the Washington Post (phewy!)
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Looks like you had a few too many.
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What? I always stutter when I drink!
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wow......Kenny Rogers is getting better at this
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Isn't it against the law to drink and post on an Internet forum? Somebody needs to call the sheriff and arrest this TEK animal.
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HEY, TREESA!!! LM NEEDS HELP!!! What's the number for 911???

OH! I know! You could email Deputy Dave or FiveO! I'm sure they'd like to see me behind bars! (...but they have to CATCH me first! HA HA HA HA HA!!!)

Come over here Mr. Movies...I won't bite...

...HARD!!!

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Behind bars? That's the problem. You've spent too much time at the bars already. Getting behind the bar will only exacerbate the problem you have of taking more shots.

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...and all along I was told I didn't exacerbate enough.

Go figure.
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Now that's something that belongs in this discussion, or this one. There are already too many threads about your sex life. I forgot the Edit King likes to do things in threes.

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*Bark*
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Did he happen to look like this?
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Did he happen to look like this?
Actually, he looks like this!



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I thought he looked like this (caught in the "Biting" act):



(That poor, poor woman. )

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THEEK!

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Originally Posted by LASERMOVIES
Isn't it against the law to drink and post on an Internet forum? Somebody needs to call the sheriff and arrest this TEK animal.

Someone call me?



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Originally Posted by Buford T Pusser
Someone call me?



Yes, please remove TEK from the premises. Look at what he's doing to the discussion. I think it's obvious he doesn't hold his liquor very well. A few shots and he wants to bite everyone.
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